We chose this banner because of the odd way it highlights the smiling face of director Brandon Iron (who looks a lot like a guy we went to public school with . . . ). The reason this is weird is because you rarely see his face in any of the movies, since they're 90% POV. Anyway, here's what you will see:  girl with her mouth full of cum, another girl with a mouth full of cum, another girl, and you'll never guess what she's got in her mouth, another girl . . . you know the rest, girl giving a foot job (we had to include something a little different). More from this network in the BrainPass Theatre.

Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.loadmymouth.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites
--see our review of BrainPass for more information)
Date of Review:
December, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Another BrainPass/Pornstar Network site, and it's set up like all the others so you should check our review of the network to see how it works. Basically you're taken straight to the main Pornstar Network page upon entering your password, with Load My Mouth as your first option. We have to say we like the way they've streamlined the navigation among all the different sites in this network now. You get to move among the sited very quickly, and the searches from the home index are fast too. Which is important for a network that now features nearly 50 sites by our count.

Once inside Load My Mouth you'll find the basic BrainPass layout. This site, like most of the new sites they're offering, is all video. What pics you get are just vidcaps. You get several different format options for the downloads, including full scenes in 2000 kb/s Windows Media format. Everything else breaks the scene down into shorter clips in Windows, Mpeg, and QuickTime, in a choice of high- and low-resolutions. All of this is the same as all of their sites.

Content is both good and bad. Good in the sense that there's a lot of it. Usually this network launches a new site with only 20 scenes. This time they launched with 150 scenes. Admittedly these scenes are a little shorter than usual, typically running just under 10 minutes, but that didn't bother us too much because given the nature of the material--which is Brandon Iron jerking off on some girl's tongue and then having her swallow it--you're probably only going to be really interested in the last minute or so anyway.

What we didn't like about the content was the repetitive nature of it. 150 scenes and except for the fact that they have different girls in them it's pretty much all the same. In fact, we may have missed something but it looked an awful lot like all of the scenes were even shot in the same room, judging from the furnishings and the posters on the wall. Add to that the fact that Brandon is the sperm-supplier for all of the scenes, that 95% of them end the same way (cum on the tongue and then swallow), and that almost all of the action is POV, and it really starts to get pretty fucking repetitive. Yes, there's a bit of fucking, and some foot action, but basically it's all the same.

Obviously the folks at Brain have entered into a deal to get a whole bunch of Brandon Iron content. This site features a lot of stuff that is typical of his work, but it looks more like a sort of casting call for his other, more professionally produced features (the content of which you will find in other sites that are part of this network, like Cover My Face and Sperm Cocktail). Put it all together and you have to sit back and wonder for a moment--or at least we sat back and wondered for a moment--just how many girls out there have swallowed this guy's cum. Must be well over a thousand. It just doesn't seem fair.

Anyway, there you have it. Not a very special site on its own, but it does give you more blowjobs for your BrainPass buck.

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