| Review:
Manga,
for
all
of
you
who
don't
follow
these
things,
is
the
name
of a
giant
Japanese
monster
awakened
from
its
sleep
at
the
bottom
of
the
Pacific
by
nuclear
testing.
He
has
spiky
ridges
on
his
back
and
fires
this
weird
sort
of
radioactive
death
ray
out
of
his
mouth.
Hentai
is a
giant
Moth
creature.
When
the
two
meet
in
combat
it
looks
something
like
this:
Manga
vs.
Hentai! Anyway,
what
we
have
here
is a
site
full
of
both
Manga
and
Hentai.
As
the
title
bar
tells
us,
this
is
"a
site
that
really
does
matter."
Thank
God.
We
were
getting
sick
of
reviewing
all
those
porn
sites
that
really
don't
matter.
We
also
liked
it
when
they
told
us
that
"the
past
is
gone,
the
future
is
yet
to
come!"
Sure,
you
may
think
that
the
passing
of
time
inevitably
leads
to
such
an
obvious
conclusion,
but
every
now
and
then
we
feel
the
need
for
reassurance. Manga
vs.
Hentai
is
put
out
by
the
same
people
who
brought
you All
Porn
Comics
and Fetish
Artworks,
and
it's
kind
of
surprising
they
wanted
us
to
review
this
one,
seeing
as
we
thought
both
those
other
sites
kind
of
sucked.
But
of
course
we
were
very
professional
when
we
came
to
this
one and
checked
any
preconceptions
we
might
have
had
at
the
door.
First
impressions:
Same
insane
price
as
the
other
'toon
sites
these
guys
do.
Ridiculous
for
an
archive
of
non-exclusive
content.
Terrible
writing
(so
bad
it's
actually
misleading
in
places).
A
really
fucked
up
bunch
of
categories.
Here's
the
list:
Hentai/Anime:
"hentai"
is
sexually
explicit
or
adult-oriented
anime
(or
animation,
as
we
say
over
here).
Apparently
the
word
literally
translates
as
"abnormal"
or
"perverted."
This
section
doesn't
actually
have
any
anime.
It's
mainly
screenshots
and
pics
from
hentai
movies.
400 galleries. EU/US
Manga:
"manga"
is
Japanese
for
comic,
and
it
is
not
necessarily
adult-oriented
(though
if
you're
paying
for
it
on
the
Internet,
chances
are
it
is!).
So
this
section
is a
bunch
of
manga
comics
in
English
for
EU/US
members.
Over
400
titles.
Not
bad. Manga,
Doujinshi,
Yaoi:
no,
as a
matter
of
fact
we
don't
have
a
fucking
clue
what
those
other
words
mean.
The
category
header
helpfully
informs
us
that
this
section
contains
"some
Japanese
art."
Great.
So .
. .
this
section
is
pretty
much
more
of
the
same
stuff
you
saw
in
the
first
two
sections.
It
has
some
comic
books
but
they're
in
Japanese.
150 galleries.
Sailor
X:
weird.
Sailor
Moon
seems
to
have
become
the
Hello
Kitty
of
the
porn
world.
This
is a
collection
of
Sailor-inspired
art,
and
some
photos
of
people
dressed
up
in
Sailor
costumes.
Also
has
several
pages
of
very
short
clips
(some
only
2
seconds!).
Not
our
thing. Comics,
Cartoons,
3-D
Art:
just
a
grab-bag
of
stuff,
some
of
it
really
poor
quality.
Galleries
have
names
like
"Gay"
and
"Erotic
Art
#11."
Not
a
lot
of
comics.
But
then
there
were
already
comics
in a
couple
of
the
other
sections.
You
see
what
a
mess
this
is.
Artists:
galleries
of
artwork
from
various
names.
Some
interesting
stuff. Video
Archive:
OK,
here's
what
we
came
in
for.
Looks
like
about
25
full
movies.
And
we
mean
full
movies:
Most
seem
to
be
around
45
minutes
long.
They
come
in
one
of
two
formats,
320x240
mpgs
and
640x480
.avi
(DivX)
files.
Playback
is
solid
and
you
should
be
able
to
enjoy
the
.avi
stuff
full
screen.
Unfortunately
you
have
to
download
everything
in
complete
files,
and
some
of
them
are
up
to
350
megs.
Thanks!
Titles
come
with
a
good
synopsis
and
a
bit
of
critical
background.
Not
what
we
were
expecting,
but
a
nice
surprise.
As
far
as
content
goes,
there
isn't
much
of
the
tentacle
stuff.
It's
mostly
"reality"
hentai.
Whether
it's
your
thing
or
not
is
personal
preference.
We
downloaded
something
called
Weather
Girl
2.
What
a
fucked
up
piece
of
work.
Something
about
a
sexy
weathergirl
and
her
power
struggle
with
the
news
anchor.
But
where
was
the
sex?
This
movie
was
45
minutes
long
and
it
had
maybe--maybe!--fifteen
seconds
of
pussy-licking
in
it!
And
most
of
the
time
the
pussy
in
question
is
wearing
panties!
Huh?
Is
this
what
Japanese
guys
have
to
get
off
to?
No
wonder
they
think
Sailor
Moon
is
sexy. Under
each
movie
thumbnail
there
is a
link
that
says
"Review
Movie."
Since
we
like
to
think
of
ourselves
as reviewers
we
thought
we'd
click
on
this
link
and
add
our
2
cents
("This
movie
sucks!").
Unfortunately
the
link
only
starts
the
download.
Ha-ha!
What
they
meant
to
say
is
"View
Movie"!
The
joke
was
on
us!
We
are
such
dumb
fucks!
The
videos
also
come
with
a
special
warning.
You
know
it's
special
because
they
say
"Attention!!!"
with
three
exclamation
marks.
Apparently
you
can
only
download
four
video
files
per
day.
If
you
try
to
download
more
your
membership
will
be
blocked
for
24
hrs.
Why
do
we
say
"apparently"? Well,
after
downloading
Weather
Girl
2 we
were
denied
re-entry
because
we
were
over
our
limit.
We'd
only
downloaded
one
file!
Argh!
How
do
you
say
"fuck
you"
in
Japanese?
Games:
yeah,
whatever. And
you
also
get
some
bonus
content
and
plug-ins. OK,
so
in
the
Manga
vs.
Hentai
cage
match,
who
wins?
Manga.
This
is a
decent
collection
of
manga
comics.
The
videos
are good
quality,
and
they
have
a
nice
little
selection,
but
it's
not
a
huge
archive
and
the
download
limit
is a
pain
in
the
ass.
Otherwise
this
isn't
a
very
special
site.
There's
only
one
comic
they
have
that's
semi-exclusive
(it's
also
at
All
Porn
Comics).
The
rest
of
the
material
will
look
pretty
familiar
to
fans
of
this
niche.
We
couldn't
tell
what
the
update
schedule
was
because
nothing
was
dated.
In
fact,
when
we
visited
(December,
2005)
the
only
item
under
"News"
was
this
less-than-comforting
message: News:
Dear
Valued
Clients,
Our
support
team
won't
be
available
starting
from
8 to
20
december.
Our
support
service
site
cs-centre.com
will
be
working
in
automatical
regime.
We
apologize
for
this
inconvenience. Automatical
regime.
Is
that
a
good
thing?
Probably
not,
but
we
don't
really
speak
the
language. Bottom
line:
There's
some
OK
stuff
here,
but
most
of
it
is
pretty
shopworn,
the
presentation
is a
mess,
and
the
membership
is
much
too
expensive
unless
you
get
the
trial. |
