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Folks,
we
have
to
tell
you
we've
been
at
this
now
for
seven
years
and
we've
seen
some
strange
shit
in
our
time.
Some
very
strange
shit. But
this
might
be
the
strangest
shit
yet. Basically
what
we
have
here
is a
hardcore
site.
The
theme
is
"mature"
women.
Though
many
of
them
are
not
what
we
would
call
old,
being
merely
in
their
30s.
And
few
of
them
are,
strictly
speaking,
"babes":
However,
compared
to
the
male
talent
they
can
at
least
hold
their
own.
In
general,
the
guys
are
hairy,
older,
over
or
underweight,
covered
in
horrific
tattoos,
and
seem
to
have
a
lot
of
problem
with
acne
on
their
ass.
Sometimes
they
wear
strange
costumes.
The
Santa
outfit
was
particularly
popular.
Don't
ask
us
to
explain.
We
can't. All
of
which
made
us
think
this
was
going
to
be a
pretty
scary
site.
But
it's
not
so
much
scary
as
weird.
For
starters,
it
appears
to
be
Russian.
So
unless
you
know
Russian
you're
not
going
to
be
able
to
understand
what
anybody's
saying,
because
there
aren't
any
subtitles.
Then
there
is
the
action
itself.
It's
hard
to
explain.
One
movie
has
a
girl
(one
of
the
better
looking
ones)
sitting
on a
couch
between
two
guys.
Then
a
third
guy
comes
in
and
starts
lip-synching
to .
. .
dear
God
. .
. is
it
really
. .
.
can
it
be .
. . Queen?
Something
like
that
anyway.
He
lip-synchs
using
a
vacuum
cleaner
and
has
a
bunch
of
bananas
on
his
head.
(A
confession:
At
this
point
we
were
laughing
out
loud.
And
there
have
only
been
a
couple
of
sites,
out
of
hundreds
we've
reviewed,
that
have
made
us
do
that.)
Then
they
all
start
fucking.
But
the
guy
with
the
bananas
on
his
head
keeps
singing
into
the
vacuum
cleaner
even
while
he's
getting
his
dick
sucked. Well,
they
all
look
like
they're
having
a
good
time.
Either
that
or
they're
drunk/stoned
out
of
their
minds.
Or
both.
It's
kind
of
hard
to
tell
because
without
knowing
what
they're
saying
we
didn't
know
what
the
set
up
was. Now
about
this
point
you're
probably
saying
to
yourself:
This
sounds
like
a
terrible
site.
You're
probably
thinking
that
the
sets
are
the
usual
grim
looking
apartments
with
ugly
wallpaper
(they
are),
and
that
the
writing
on
the
site
sounds
like
it
was
penned
by
Borat
(one
model
is
in
fact
described
as a
"Delightful
and
most
insatiable
for
sex
pleasures
lady").
But
here's
the
thing.
This
is
NOT
a
bad
site. Yes,
it
has
quite
a
few
negatives.
But
on
the
plus
side
of
the
ledger: (1)
They've
got
a
nice
little
archive
of
content
(40
movies
up
when
we
visited,
and
slightly
more
photo
sets),
and
it
is
growing
at a
very
impressive
rate.
Updates
come
every
couple
of
days,
with
a
full
new
movie
every
couple
of
days.
If
they
keep
up
that
kind
of a
schedule
they'll
really
be
doing
well. (2)
OK,
the
talent
is
below
average.
But
they
don't
stint
on
the
nasty.
Creampies,
double
penetrations,
and
lots
of
group
sex.
Hairy
genitals,
flabby
bodies,
and
zits
around
the
anus
don't
seem
so
out
of
place
in
this
environment.
Now
don't
kid
yourself.
This
is
not
beautiful,
glamorous
sex.
But
if
you
have
a
thing
for
real
grungy
porn,
and
you
don't
mind
the
language
barrier,
the
content
isn't
bad. (3)
Video
quality
is
OK.
What
you're
getting
are
Windows
Media
files,
formatted
for
640x480
and
1300
kb/s.
That
may
even
be
better
than
you
want
it
to
look. (4)
The
site
is
actually
part
of a
two-for-one
deal.
So
in
addition
to
Mature
Box
you
also
get
CockSeducers.com.
Which
is
very
much
the
same
sort
of
stuff,
except
the
girls
appear
to
be
younger.
So
that's
a
pretty
good
deal. Like
we
said,
this
is a
really
fucked
up
site.
If
you're
into
the
less-than-beautiful
people
getting
down
and
dirty
gonzo-style,
it's
not
too
bad.
And
the
update
schedule
and
video
quality
were
much
better
than
we
expected.
Our
major
concerns
were
with
the
language
(and
the
performers
do
talk
a
lot),
and
the
fact
that
the
price
is
high
for
a
new
site
that
doesn't
have
a
ton
of
content
yet.
Still,
if
you're
tired
of
the
usual
porn
fare
and
you
want
to
sample
something
completely
different
. .
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