| Review:
JANUARY
2007
RE-VISIT
Well
it's
over
a
year
since
our
first
visit
to
this
site
and
we
have
to
begin
by
saying
that
we
still
don't
know
what
the
MC
stands
for.
But
we
did
notice
why
it's
called
nudes.
Now
you
might
think
that's
pretty
fucking
obvious.
It
means
the
girls
aren't
wearing
any
clothes.
But
that's
the
point.
They
aren't
wearing
any
clothes.
They
don't
wear
lingerie
or
bikinis
or
anything.
There's
no
strip-tease
action
here.
Each
set
begins
with
the
girl
totally
naked
and
she
stays
that
way.
That's
something
we
didn't
notice
the
first
time
we
visited.
When
you
think
about
it,
there
aren't
a
lot
of
sites
that
do
that.
Usually
the
models
at
least
start
off
with
some
kind
of
sexy
outfit
that
they
strip
out
of.
But
at
MC
Nudes
there
are
no
clothes
at
all!
There
weren't
any
major
changes.
It's
still
a
great
site
featuring
the
most
beautiful
Eurobabes
on
the
planet
in
large
format
photography
and
super-large
format
video.
Specifically,
the
photos
come
in
three
sizes:
600,
1000,
4000.
The
videos
now
come
in
four
formats
(what
they
call
here
"poly
media
formats"):
the
HD
DivX
stuff
("satisfactional
colours
and
never
seen
detailism!")
which
is
1280x720
and
has
a
playback
of
3500
kb/s,
Windows
Media
(360x280,
700
kb/s),
Quick
Time
(360x240,
600
kb/s)
and
iPod.
A
year
ago
we
were
really
impressed
by
the
HD
video,
but
thought
that
the
way
things
were
going
other
sites
would
probably
catch
up.
Surprisingly,
very
few
have.
This
is
still
some
of
the
best
looking
video
you're
going
to
see
anywhere
in
terms
of
size
and
resolution.
So
full
kudos
for
that.
One
improvement
in
the
content
itself
is
that
they
aren't
as
bound
to
the
"rolling
around
in
bed
on
crisp
white
sheets"
look
that
they
were
when
they
first
launched.
They
still
do
that,
but
now
they
have
sets
that
are
a
little
darker
too,
or
set
in a
pool,
or
outdoors
on a
visit
to
the
country.
Adding
more
variety
to
the
mix
is
important
because
the
photography,
while
very
good,
tends
to
be a
bit
uniform.
It's
a
lot
larger
site
now
than
when
we
last
dropped
in,
which
is
what
daily
updates
(with
two
new
videos
a
week)
will
do.
The
latest
stats
are
posted
on
the
main
entry
page
so
you
can
always
check
to
see
what
they've
got.
26,371
pics,
173
films,
and
132
models
when
we
visited
this
time.
Navigation
is
quick
and
easy.
Layout
is
attractive.
They
even
added
a
function
to
let
you
search
models
by
breast
size,
which
is
something
we
complained
about
not
having
last
time.
Now
if
they
just
added
a
link
that
lets
you
go
to
all
the
sets
that
feature
two
girls
together
. .
. About
the
only
knock
we
had
against
the
presentation
was
with
the
writing.
This
is,
as
usual
for
a
lot
of
European
sites,
a
kind
of
poetically
dotty
English.
Now
most
of
the
time
this
stuff
just
makes
us
smile,
like
when
we
hear
this
said
about
the
beautiful
Monica
Vesela:
"This
young
and
nude
addicted
brilliant
is
special
in
any
possible
way."
But
there
were
other
times
when
it
actually
confused
us.
You
put
the
mouse
over
the
Specials
tab,
wondering
what
that
might
be,
and
you
get
the
following
description:
"Only
the
most
crystalline
glazed
sets
with
moresome
female
satisfaction."
Huh?
At
other
times,
however,
we
found
ourselves
getting
an
education.
The
Models
tab,
for
example,
gives
you
the
following
bit
of
text:
"Check
out
our
large
serail
to
find
your
favorite
model
and
find
detailed
information
about
their
deepest
desires."
Don't
know
about
you
guys,
but
we
had
no
idea
what
the
word
"serail"
meant.
We
thought
maybe
it
was
a
typo.
But
it
isn't.
Apparently
serail
is
the
name
given
to
the
living
quarters
reserved
for
wives
and
concubines
and
female
relatives
in a
Muslim
household.
Sort
of
like
a
harem.
We
looked
it
up. So
they
got
us
on
that
one! Of
course
none
of
this
is
really
that
important.
As
far
as
substantive
criticisms
go
we'd
only
mention
a
couple
of
things.
First
of
all,
the
movies,
as
great
as
they
look,
could
be a
little
longer.
Most
of
the
ones
we
saw
were
only
about
three
minutes.
And
another
thing
they
might
add
is a
little
more
info
on
the
models,
or
even
a
chance
to
interact
with
them
a
bit.
As
it
is
you
mainly
just
get
the
usual
data
points:
age,
height,
nationality,
favourite
things
("books
and
butterflies"
for
one
model,
"charity
and
people"
says
another).
Not
exactly
detailed
information
about
their
deepest
desires. Overall
we
still
consider
this
to
be a
very
strong
site.
One
thing
you
should
take
note
of
(in
case
you
don't
pick
up
on it
from
the
tour)
is
that
it
is a
softcore
site.
No
toy-play
or
even
finger
jamming.
Just
a
bit
of
rubbing
and
nipple
licking.
It's
not
about
the
pink.
But
the
girls
really
are
stunning
and
the
video
quality
and
production
is
second-to-none. Now,
here's
a
pic
of
the
day:
OCTOBER
2005
REVIEW
And
why
is
it
called
"MC
Nudes"?
What
does
the
MC
stand
for?
Sorry,
but
if
we
told
you
we'd
have
to
kill
you.
It's
a
closely
guarded
secret.
Just
try
finding
out
where
on
this
site
it
tells
you.
You
think
they're
not
telling
you
just
by
accident?
Oh
no,
it
means
something
. .
. Or
maybe
it
doesn't.
But
fucked
if
we
could
figure
it
out.
One
thing's
for
sure
though:
This
is not
McNudes,
even
though
it
sometimes
seems
like
that's
what
the
name
is.
"Mc"
is a
prefix
that
gets
stuck
on
words
to
let
you
know
that
the
quality
is
shit.
As
in
working
at a
"McJob",
or
eating
a
McDonald's
McHappy
Meal.
Holy
shit
is
that
stuff
awful.
The
only
fast
food
that
tastes
worse
is
KFC.
Yeah,
that's
just
an
urban
legend
about
them
changing
the
name
to
KFC
because
they
weren't
really
chickens,
but
you
still
have
to
wonder.
Take
a
look
at
the
size
of
the
chicken
breasts
you
get
in
those
buckets.
There
are pigeons
with
bigger
breasts
than
that!
They
must
be
processing
those
birds
right
out
of
the
fucking
egg!
Grown
chickens
just
don't
have
body
parts
that
tiny. But
back
to
MC
Nudes. Aside
from
the
mysterious
name,
this
site
is
pretty
much
what
it
looks
like
on
the
tour:
another
high-end
erotic
photography
site
(the
title
bar
reminds
you
that
it
is not
pornography)
featuring
lots
of
softcore
Eastern
European
nudes.
74 models
when
we
visited.
Daily
photo
and
weekly
video
updates.
No
mention
of
who
the
photographer(s)
are,
which
was
a
little
unexpected.
Usually
sites
of
this
ilk
are
associated
with
the
name
of
some
tortured,
passionate
artiste.
Not
here.
As
usual
the
photos
are
quite
well
produced.
They
come
in
three
sizes:
600,
1000,
and
3000+
pixels.
The
writing,
also
as
usual,
is
that
wonderfully
poetic
pidgin
we've
grown
to
love
where
something
incredibly
profound
is
attempted
by
someone
not
entirely
sure
of
the
English
language.
Our
favourite
was
the
description
of
the
site
as
"Always
on
the
look
for
motives
to
be
discovered,
we
present
the
newest
beauties
every
day."
Don't
know
about
you,
but
our
"motives"
when
looking
at
stuff
like
this
is,
let's
be
frank,
to
find
something
to
jerk
off
to.
And
so
we
appreciate
a
site
that
is,
like
us,
always
on
the
lookout
for
new
motives. Anyway,
here
are
some
observations: (1)
Boobs
are
back!
No
KFC-size
breasts
here.
And
it's
a
good
thing
too.
It's
really
nice
to
see
some
of
these
erotic
photography
sites
featuring
models
with
some
big
(natural)
tits.
This
is
something
we
first
noticed
in
our
review
of Pure
Beauty
Mag.
We
were
getting
tired
of
underfed
ex-Soviet
waifs.
Curves
are
a
major
motive
for
us,
and
it's
nice
to
see
this
site
has
a
number
of
models
with
serious
sweater
meat
(especially
the
uber-stacked
Princessa
and
the
one
called
Peach). (2)
The
search
function
should
reflect
this.
Why
couldn't
we
search
by
breast
size?
Instead
there
are
functions
allowing
you
to
search
by
hair
colour
and
age.
These
aren't
very
useful,
especially
since
the
range
of
ages
goes
all
the
way
(we're
being
sarcastic)
from
18
to
29.
Maybe
some
of
you
can
appreciate
the
difference
between
a
19-year-old
and
a
23-year-old
model,
but
we
can't.
But
this
is a
little
thing.
On
to a
big
thing
. .
. (3)
The
video
is
insane.
It
advertises
itself
as HDV
or
High
Definition
Video.
The
promo
tells
us
"that
a
new
generation
of
video
size
and
quality
is
starting,"
leading
to "the
most
eyeblasting
videos
ever
seen!"
What
kind
of
quality
are
we
talking
about?
1280x720. Can
you
believe
it?
1280x720!
That's
fucking
huge!
Of
course,
the
way
these
things
go
it
will
probably
be
standard
for
even
the
cheapest
reality
porn
site
in
another
18
months,
but
as
of
October
2005
it
impressed
the
fuck
out
of
us.
This
was
something
we
just
had
to
see. Actually
the
movies
come
in
three
formats.
You
can
get
normal
size
video
(still
quite
decent
quality)
in
Windows
and
QuickTime
(it's
standard
size
and
around
700
kb/s).
But
the
really
big
stuff
is
all
DivX.
We
immediately
clicked
on
that
and
could
hardly
wait
for
it
to
download.
When
it
did
we
clicked
on
that
blessed
little
icon
as
fast
as
we
could
and
said:
"OK
McNudes,
supersize
me!"
Completely
fragged
the
beater
of
the
computer
we
were
using.
Had
to
reboot.
We
forgot
to
change
our
default
settings.
Advance
warning:
1280x720
is a
fucking
large
picture
so
get
ready
for
it
or the
most
eyeblasting
videos
ever
seen
will
shut
you
down
in a
hurry. When
we
made
the
necessary
adjustments
we
did
find
it
to
be
exceptional.
Not
only
is
it a
huge
fucking
picture,
but
it's
very
sharp
as
well.
Closest
thing
to
"DVD
quality"
we've
seen
(so
far).
A
big
thumbs
up. (4)
As
impressed
as
we
were
with
the
video
quality,
we
were
looking
for a
bit
more
variety.
As
you'll
note
on
the
tour,
these
guys
have
a
real
thing
for
letting
the
models
roll
around
in
bed
on
these
crisp
white
sheets.
They
do
it a
lot.
In
fact,
by
our
count
29 of
the
46 movies
featured
girls
doing
just
this.
All
to
canned
music.
So
this
got
a
little
bit
repetitive.
But
it
does
look
beautiful. Conclusions:
There's
a
lot
to
like.
MC
Nudes
another
solid
erotic
photography
site
featuring
quality
content
and
daily
updates.
It's
all
softcore
so
don't
expect
anything
nasty.
The
girls
are
really
terrific.
You
can
expect
that
from
an
erotic
photography
site,
but
even
so
we
were
impressed.
There
are
some
serious
babes
here. A
few
extras:
some
nice
wallpapers,
backstage
sets,
a
model
voting
feature,
and
a
special
appearance
by Kyla
Cole,
but
it's
still
a
fairly
new
site
and
they'll
be
filling
things
out as
time
goes
by.
The
video
quality
is
truly
something
that
has
to
be
seen.
No
question
they
deliver
on
their
promise
to
raise
the
industry
bar.
And
it's
not
a
bad
price
either.
The
tour
is
comprehensive
and
very
up
front,
even
letting
you
sample
the
video
quality.
Definitely
worth
a
look,
in
our
opinion. |
