JANUARY 2007 RE-VISIT

Well it's over a year since our first visit to this site and we have to begin by saying that we still don't know what the MC stands for. But we did notice why it's called nudes. Now you might think that's pretty fucking obvious. It means the girls aren't wearing any clothes. But that's the point. They aren't wearing any clothes. They don't wear lingerie or bikinis or anything. There's no strip-tease action here. Each set begins with the girl totally naked and she stays that way. That's something we didn't notice the first time we visited. When you think about it, there aren't a lot of sites that do that. Usually the models at least start off with some kind of sexy outfit that they strip out of. But at MC Nudes there are no clothes at all!

There weren't any major changes. It's still a great site featuring the most beautiful Eurobabes on the planet in large format photography and super-large format video. Specifically, the photos come in three sizes: 600, 1000, 4000. The videos now come in four formats (what they call here "poly media formats"): the HD DivX stuff ("satisfactional colours and never seen detailism!") which is 1280x720 and has a playback of 3500 kb/s, Windows Media (360x280, 700 kb/s), Quick Time (360x240, 600 kb/s) and iPod. A year ago we were really impressed by the HD video, but thought that the way things were going other sites would probably catch up. Surprisingly, very few have. This is still some of the best looking video you're going to see anywhere in terms of size and resolution. So full kudos for that.

One improvement in the content itself is that they aren't as bound to the "rolling around in bed on crisp white sheets" look that they were when they first launched. They still do that, but now they have sets that are a little darker too, or set in a pool, or outdoors on a visit to the country. Adding more variety to the mix is important because the photography, while very good, tends to be a bit uniform. 

It's a lot larger site now than when we last dropped in, which is what daily updates (with two new videos a week) will do. The latest stats are posted on the main entry page so you can always check to see what they've got. 26,371 pics, 173 films, and 132 models when we visited this time. Navigation is quick and easy. Layout is attractive. They even added a function to let you search models by breast size, which is something we complained about not having last time. Now if they just added a link that lets you go to all the sets that feature two girls together . . .

About the only knock we had against the presentation was with the writing. This is, as usual for a lot of European sites, a kind of poetically dotty English. Now most of the time this stuff just makes us smile, like when we hear this said about the beautiful Monica Vesela: "This young and nude addicted brilliant is special in any possible way." But there were other times when it actually confused us. You put the mouse over the Specials tab, wondering what that might be, and you get the following description: "Only the most crystalline glazed sets with moresome female satisfaction." Huh? At other times, however, we found ourselves getting an education. The Models tab, for example, gives you the following bit of text: "Check out our large serail to find your favorite model and find detailed information about their deepest desires." Don't know about you guys, but we had no idea what the word "serail" meant. We thought maybe it was a typo. But it isn't. Apparently serail is the name given to the living quarters reserved for wives and concubines and female relatives in a Muslim household. Sort of like a harem. We looked it up. So they got us on that one!

Of course none of this is really that important. As far as substantive criticisms go we'd only mention a couple of things. First of all, the movies, as great as they look, could be a little longer. Most of the ones we saw were only about three minutes. And another thing they might add is a little more info on the models, or even a chance to interact with them a bit. As it is you mainly just get the usual data points: age, height, nationality, favourite things ("books and butterflies" for one model, "charity and people" says another). Not exactly detailed information about their deepest desires.

Overall we still consider this to be a very strong site. One thing you should take note of (in case you don't pick up on it from the tour) is that it is a softcore site. No toy-play or even finger jamming. Just a bit of rubbing and nipple licking. It's not about the pink. But the girls really are stunning and the video quality and production is second-to-none. Now, here's a pic of the day:

OCTOBER 2005 REVIEW

And why is it called "MC Nudes"? What does the MC stand for? Sorry, but if we told you we'd have to kill you. It's a closely guarded secret. Just try finding out where on this site it tells you. You think they're not telling you just by accident? Oh no, it means something . . .

Or maybe it doesn't. But fucked if we could figure it out. One thing's for sure though: This is not McNudes, even though it sometimes seems like that's what the name is. "Mc" is a prefix that gets stuck on words to let you know that the quality is shit. As in working at a "McJob", or eating a McDonald's McHappy Meal. Holy shit is that stuff awful. The only fast food that tastes worse is KFC. Yeah, that's just an urban legend about them changing the name to KFC because they weren't really chickens, but you still have to wonder. Take a look at the size of the chicken breasts you get in those buckets. There are pigeons with bigger breasts than that! They must be processing those birds right out of the fucking egg! Grown chickens just don't have body parts that tiny.

But back to MC Nudes.

Aside from the mysterious name, this site is pretty much what it looks like on the tour: another high-end erotic photography site (the title bar reminds you that it is not pornography) featuring lots of softcore Eastern European nudes. 74 models when we visited. Daily photo and weekly video updates. No mention of who the photographer(s) are, which was a little unexpected. Usually sites of this ilk are associated with the name of some tortured, passionate artiste. Not here. As usual the photos are quite well produced. They come in three sizes: 600, 1000, and 3000+ pixels. The writing, also as usual, is that wonderfully poetic pidgin we've grown to love where something incredibly profound is attempted by someone not entirely sure of the English language. Our favourite was the description of the site as "Always on the look for motives to be discovered, we present the newest beauties every day."

Don't know about you, but our "motives" when looking at stuff like this is, let's be frank, to find something to jerk off to. And so we appreciate a site that is, like us, always on the lookout for new motives.

Anyway, here are some observations:

(1) Boobs are back! No KFC-size breasts here. And it's a good thing too. It's really nice to see some of these erotic photography sites featuring models with some big (natural) tits. This is something we first noticed in our review of Pure Beauty Mag. We were getting tired of underfed ex-Soviet waifs. Curves are a major motive for us, and it's nice to see this site has a number of models with serious sweater meat (especially the uber-stacked Princessa and the one called Peach).

(2) The search function should reflect this. Why couldn't we search by breast size? Instead there are functions allowing you to search by hair colour and age. These aren't very useful, especially since the range of ages goes all the way (we're being sarcastic) from 18 to 29. Maybe some of you can appreciate the