Type of Site: Femdom
Address: www.meanbitches.com 
Price: 
$24.95/month
Date of Review:
November, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Here's a site we liked and that we really wanted to give a higher score. 

It's got so much going for it. Lots of exclusive femdom content, updates five days a week, features name pornstars, and, best of all, provides an original twist on the whole femdom niche. You see, this isn't your average femdom site. There's no sex. There's no torture. There's no bondage or whipping or violence (aside from a bit of slapping). And you know what? We didn't miss any of it.

What the site does have is lots of in-your-face femdom attitude, ass worship, facesitting, verbal abuse, and humiliation. It's not about the sex. Instead it tells stories, with the videos (and accompanying "photo stories") all presenting some odd little dramatic situation. A hot secretary about to get fired forces her boss to eat her ass and pussy and then promote her to director. A woman comes home to her wimp husband and gets him to clean out her used pussy. A cheerleader going door-to-door (OK, this was a really stupid one) finds a guy watching dirty femdom movies and proceeds to master him. A maid turns the tables on her employer. A psychotherapist trains her patient to be a slave. And so it goes. Usually these stories end up with the women taking all the guy's money. It's more psychodrama than porn, though there's lots of pussy and ass eating too. We liked all the effort and originality that went in to coming up with these scenarios. It's so refreshing to come across a porn site that does something a bit different.

The layout of the site is really kind of crude and clunky. There's a menu on the left. At the top is the Femdom Theatre. This area is run by a token system, as the video clips here are not included in your meanbitches.com membership. However, if you do purchase some tokens and buy a video you do get to keep it. It's a nice collection, including some Brittany Andrews (Britco) productions and Goddess Heather stuff. But why is the link at the top of the menu? It's basically just extra content.

The second link on the menu takes you to the Slave Orders. There were about 250 of these, with a new one being added every week. What you get here is some POV video of one of the Mean Bitches basically yelling at you and calling you names (e.g., wimp, worm, fag) while sticking her ass or pussy or strap-on in your face. One video even had Brittney Skye pissing all over the camera from above (glass toilet seat). We thought these clips were really well done, and will definitely appeal to fans of this niche.

The third main link is to the Stories. As noted, the movies here all revolve around these little domination situations. These are presented as photo stories. Each page of a story has a bunch of pics (with captions including dialogue) and a video clip. A story can have up to 10 pages (a video of 20-30 minutes in length). In total there were about 85 of these.

The next link is to Video Clips, which is a mess because it includes all the video clips from the Stories as well as all the Slave Orders, but without any thumbnails. We couldn't figure out why they even bothered with this section, as you will want to navigate the site's content through the index of  Slave Orders, Stories, or model index. Using this page is hopeless.

The final (significant) link is to talent (or, as they are called here, "the Bitches"): There were 36 dommes total when we visited, including some veteran pornstars like Porsche Lynn, Brittney Skye, Vanessa Blue, Teri Weigel, Alexis Amore, Stephanie Swift, Mercedes Ashley, Donita Dunes, Taylor St. Claire, Nicki Hunter, and Tiffany Mynx. And these girls aren't just mailing it in! Most of them do a great job playing the part, really getting into it.

Sound good? Damn right. So what's the problem?

The problem is technical quality. The site looks like it was designed in the late 90s. Navigation is crude. The pics are 600x800 and just production stills taken during the filming of the stories and slave orders. The low-res videos (and they are all low-res) are cut up into one- to three-minute clips (though the slave orders can be longer). They're Windows Media files, with a screen size of 360x240 and a playback that is usually around 350 kb/s. Ugh. And it actually looks worse than that. The picture is kind of blurry even if you don't try to blow it up.

Damn. There's so much good shit here, or at least shit that's a bit different, it's a shame the presentation is so clunky. Still, if you're into POV verbal abuse or femdom fantasy scenarios you should find it worthwhile.

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