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Type of Site: Teen  
Address: 
www.met-art.com 
Price:
 $29.99/month; $99/year
Date of Review:
 April, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

APRIL 2006 RE-VISIT

Wow. Here's a re-visit we've been looking forward to. One of the best-known and highest-regarded sites on the Internet, but it's been almost three years since we got a chance to look around. Apparently they've just done a re-design, which gives us as good an excuse as any.

So let's talk about what counts. There's no denying this is an all-around terrific site. Seeing as we already had it ranked a 9 (out of 9) we can't bump its score up any higher. But it is tempting. In the first place the quality is top-notch. Lots of professional models and top photographers. And the fact that they feature the work of a number of different photographers (like Tim Fox, Voronin and Goncharov) makes it a lot more interesting. There's not just one style being repeated. 

The technical quality is also excellent. The photos coming in large and small versions. The small are 1000 pixel and the large go up to 4200. The only complaint we had--and this was the only complaint we had with regard to anything--was that some of the large pics seemed to lose resolution, making us want to stick with the smaller pics because they were sharper. The videos come in a terrific assortment of choices: DivX (the best, with up to 1280x720 playback at variable bit rates), mpeg, QuickTime HD, iPod, and Sony PSP. Most of these run around 10 minutes. All are fully downloadable with no DRM. Now as we've said before the video at most photography sites leaves us kind of cold. It's all softcore undressing and posing with light music playing in the background. But still, there were some nice moments here if you're into the tease.

As for the amount of content, that's impressive too. This site has been going for eight years so the archives are extensive. When we visited this time they were up to 293,000 photos and 336 movies. Given that they update several times a day (!) those number will be quite a bit larger by the time you're reading this. But the main page keeps a running tally so you can just check it to see what they're up to.

With a site this huge navigation is of primary importance, and we're happy to say that they've done a great job here as well. Browsing is fast and easy, with smooth functionality and effective searches. We were also impressed with some of the extras, including their own in-house cam system that airs six shows a day (each show running two hours). No question, these guys are really bringing it. The cams are nice, but more background/biographical info on the girls and some interaction (sort of like what Nubiles does) would have been even sweeter.  Another thing we were surprised to see they didn't have was a message board. This is the result of a conscious decision though, and we can't really blame them for not wanting the hassle of policing what would no doubt be a very active forum. 

Just to summarize: Great photography, great models, tons of content, crazy updates, excellent functionality, and all exclusive content. It's a package that's damn hard to beat. Now as we began our original review by pointing out, it isn't for everyone. It's definitely for those of you who like your porn (sorry! "nude art") classy. Don't expect anything very raunchy. Try Explicite if peeing and fisting is your thing. But if this is your niche then it's the gold standard. In fact, we would even recommend the annual membership. Yes $100 sounds like a lot, but given that it's a $30 a month site and how often it updates (not to mention the access to the cam shows) it's actually a pretty good deal. Model Flats charges $100 for only three months, and they're not in the same league as this site. So go ahead, make your year.

JULY 2003 REVIEW

This is a great site, but definitely not for everyone.

The name Met-Art immediately made us think of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Maybe it was supposed to. But actually the "Met" part is an acronym for "Most Erotic Teens." Why the most artistic porn sites deal so much with young women or teens is an interesting question. Is it a lingering nervousness over the legality of some of these girls ("No seriously officer--it isn't porn, it's art!")? We don't ask such embarrassing questions.

Met-Art is classy. These aren't teenies, they're "nymphs." The header frame tells you that these are "pictures able to freeze time and beauty, youth immortalized naturally and uncontrived." Sheesh. Uncontrived? This is high art, and all art is artifice. Someone needs to go back to Aesthetics 101. 

But moving along. First what we like. This is a really big site with very high production values and an extremely user-friendly interface. When we visited there were over 51,000 pics and 120 movies. The archives go back four years, and there are daily updates. That's a lot of content. Pics can be downloaded in high-res and low-res versions, with the high-res photos being the equal of any studio site. Videos come in four formats, from DivX to RealPlayer. Around 5-10 minutes long, some were nearly 100 megs. A search function lets you browse the site by specific model, ethnicity and even breast size. Members are encouraged to offer feedback, and a Survey page lists fan favourites. Tips and support were front and center. A "Special" section highlights featured photographers. A good variety of photographers also makes the site more interesting by showcasing contrasting styles.

But as we began by saying, this isn't for everyone. For one thing, this site is very softcore. We mean softcore to the point where erotica blurs into art blurs into something that just doesn't turn the average person on. Maybe it has something to do with the whole "teen nymph" thing, which, when you think about it, is a celebration of innocence. There are limits to how sexy innocence can be. Expect huge pics, but don't expect huge beaver shots. In fact, don't even expect beaver. We went on a pussy hunt through this site and came up with precious little pink. Of course if you're a connoisseur of this stuff than you will think you're in heaven. But lots of soft focus, black and white, silhouettes, and strategic drapery are a definite niche.

While high-quality in terms of picture, the videos are also without a great deal of heat. Perhaps the language barrier (our guess is that most of these girls are Eastern European) gets in the way of the models saying anything, but the action is quite tame, and layered with the usual lightweight music (no, we won't rant about that again). Navigation through the movies should have been on one master index, but that was our only real complaint about the layout.

We give this site a high rating because of the top-rate production and quality throughout, as well as for its size and consistency. And it is very honest about the kind of experience it is offering. The rest is a matter of taste.