We just had to show you this banner. Why the FUCK would you click on a banner like this if you were looking for a good MILF site? What the fuck were they thinking? How does this sell the site? Who is the scary guy in the white face paint anyway? We must have missed his video. Daily movies, random movies. For lots more from this network see Project Milk and the OxPass Theatre.

Type of Site: Mature
Address: 
www.milflessons.com 
Price: 
$4.95/3-day trial; $24.95/month (*package deal for the Bang Bros. Network)
Date of Review: 
August, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Not bad. There used to be three mature site that were part of the OxPass/Bang Bros.Network deal, but one of them (Older Ladies) was just a garbage site they gave up on years ago, and the other (Mom's Anal Adventure) seems to have been quietly dropped (both are still maintained as archives though as part of the OxPass network). This kind of surprised us, because we figured they would have kept Anal Adventure (it was basically a mature version of the Bang Bus) and dropped this one. Instead they changed this one around. The way it started out it was secretary porn. The concept (and it was one of the few Bang Bros. sites to have a dramatic concept, after the demise of the sorely missed Backroom Facials), was to have some guy behind a desk calling in a series of sexy secretaries or prospective employees who then, through one device or another, proceeded to get fucked by the "office boy" Preston. 

Apparently they've dropped that angle entirely. Preston is still the regular stud, but he's left the office set behind (just when we starting to like the shower curtain used as a doorway!), and now (avec the usual, annoyingly talkative cameraman) he just cruises the streets, beaches, and bars of Miami looking for horny MILFs to take home and bang. This made us wonder. At any given time, how many reality porn cameras are cruising the streets, beaches and bars of Miami looking for fresh meat? Don't they ever cross paths? You know what would be great? Having Preston bump into the MILF Hunter (whose site this is now basically a clone of), and have them get into a fight. It would be like Alien vs. Predator. And then they could team up on some chick and bust a load all over her face and everything would be OK.

Alright, we're just blabbing. But what more is there to say? You must know the basic routine by now. They were up to 63 episodes when we visited, with a new one added every Monday. Good quality video for all the new stuff (though some of the older secretary-era movies didn't look as hot). Each episode is around 30-45 minutes. See our Bang Bros. review for more.

Parting thought: We have to wonder how some of these babes get considered MILFs nowadays. Take this Riley chick:

That's a MILF? She doesn't even look like she's 30! Where are you supposed to go if you want to see videos of real old ladies getting porked?

On its own this is a pretty average effort for a glutted niche. The new video looks great, but there doesn't seem to be much inspiration behind any of it. Of course, we think it's such an awesome network it's still worth it.

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