Type of Site: Reality Porn
Address: www.moneytalks.com
 
Price: 
$
24.95/month* (package deal for the Reality Kings group of sites)  
Date of Review:
September, 2007
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Money talks!

And on this site, does it ever! It just talks, and talks, and talks. It never shuts up!

An explanation:

This site basically offers itself as a kind of reality television program where some guys go around offering people big bucks to do stupid things. Note right away that we didn't say "have sex in the back of a van" or "suck off the cameraman." We said "stupid things." Like smoke a pubic hair joint or skateboard drunk. This doesn't have much to do with sex. And a lot of this site doesn't have much to do with sex.

You know how in some reality porn sites they burn up to ten or fifteen minutes on the introduction, setting things up before the fucking starts? Well, this site takes that a step further and concentrates almost solely on the set-up. Yes, there is sex. And some of it is OK. But mostly it's just a weird variety show on the streets of Miami (or wherever the producers happen to be).

The grab-bag quality of the action is the same for the actual boinking. There's girl-girl, boy-girl, solo, public flashing, group sex, sex in a car, sex in an elevator, and the list goes on and on. But the biggest part of every episode is the talk. 

Entertaining? Some of it. What you join a porn site for? Hmmmmm.

We'll give them some credit for taking the whole reality porn "man on the street with a camera and a whole whack of money" concept to an extreme. And there are moments. We enjoyed the bikini contest, but that may be because we just like small bikinis. And the girl masturbating in the elevator was amazing. She juices up like crazy! The rest of it? Let's say this: The episodes here tend to be quite long, so we made heavy use of the indexes of one-minute clips to search for stuff we were interested in. Put another way: There's a lot of filler here.

Twenty-four episodes up when we visited, and it's only updating every other week. Seems like they could be doing more. On the other hand, if you're offering a stripper $700 just to flash her pussy for a couple of seconds they must have one hell of a burn rate. Of course, given the size of the wad they're carrying around it probably doesn't make a lot of difference.

Chances are you'll come to this site through Reality Kings, the classic network that it's part of. So it's not like you're going to get ripped off. The rest of your membership will make it all worth it. But judged on its own we just felt the whole thing looked like a collection of outtakes and behind-the-scenes material. You might want to stream some of it for a laugh, but given the 1 Gb download limit for the network we don't think you'll want to be saving very much of it.

Dudes! Don't you remember when it used to be about the porn?

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