| Review:
Not much point talking about the name of this one. Don't be thinking
of the network show "Desperate Housewives" (though in case you
missed it, this is where "Desperate Housewives get Nasty!"). There is no
dramatic concept here. Instead, just think of this as another reality
porn MILF site. Because that's exactly what it is.
In fact, as with most of the "reality" porn stuff that crosses
our desks these days, there's not much point talking about this site
period. You've all been here before. Guess we should begin by saying
that it's part of a network of reality sites called (for lack of a
better name?) "Reality Members". This and MILF Explorer are
the two MILF sites you get with your membership. We were going to do
separate reviews of all the sites in the network, but we kind of gave
up. So you really should see our review of Reality
Members for more info and our general thoughts on the presentation.
This is supposedly the newest site they've added to the network, but it
has almost exactly the same amount of content as all the others. And all
the content seems to have been added over the same two week period. So
we wouldn't want to vouch for the updates. There is a little box that's
supposed to tell you when and where the network updates are occurring,
but when we visited it just had a message saying they had updated to a
"new content management system".
So, to repeat, we don't know what's happening with updates.
The video here is a pretty decent 320x240, 630 kb/s playback. The
"exclusive" movies, of which there were 17, have such
imaginative titles as "Blonde Housewife", "Beautiful
Blonde Housewife" and "Hot Blonde Housewife", and are
accompanied by inspiring text come-ons, each of which ends in a triple
exclamation mark. Our favourite was "This redhead gets fucked on
top of the bed!!!"
What's that you say? On top of the bed? Amazing! Who knew
housewives could be so kinky?
You can stream these or download them in 3-minute .wmv clips (no options
with regard to format or resolution and you can't download full movies).
The action is generic MILF stuff. The women are usually pretty busty.
The sex is straight-ahead. A couple of three-ways. There didn't seem to
be any common theme holding it together. The stunt dicks were all
different guys. The sets were all different. One movie had a couple of
guys picking up a MILF on the street and taking her back to their
apartment. Another had a long interview with a shy blonde on the couch
followed by some one-on-one. It might have been exclusive, but you
wouldn't guess it. The videos didn't have any "Nasty
Housewives" titles appearing on them.
In other words, it just didn't look like they were doing their
own stuff. On the other hand, given the generic nature of most reality
porn, does it really matter?
Along with the videos you get 20 galleries of "exclusive"
MILF pics (which isn't a lot, by the way). This area really made us
wonder. Apparently Crissy Moran, Alexa Rae, and Nikita Denise are
all Nasty Housewives. Hmmm. Nikita Denise is a MILF? This site has
exclusive Nikita Denise content? We had our doubts. Especially because
we'd seen all these Nikita Denise pics before.
There's some OK content here, especially for MILF watchers. But like the
rest of the network it really is a hit-and-miss presentation. Judged on
its own we didn't think there was enough content yet, and we had too
many other issues to give it a strong mark.
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