Type of Site: Performer
Address: www.nastylidya.com 
Price: 
$5.95/3-day trial; $29.95/month
Date of Review: 
January, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

It's always interesting to see how certain words take on a special meaning in the porn lexicon. A case in point is "nasty." At first blush you might not think this is descriptive of anything. After all, most amateur porn chicks on the Internet are nasty, right? Well, yes, but there's nasty and then there's nasty. Nasty is as nasty does. And this girl Lidya (don't know much about her, aside from the fact that she's "Scandinavian" and 20 years old) is nasty. Which means the content is what's also known as "extreme" (though not as extreme as the the Extreme Queen Holly). The movies here include Lidya being gagged and spanked, pissing on her boyfriend and getting pissed on in return, getting fisted, performing sloppy blowjobs, and having a bunch of toys stuck up her ass.

OK, here's the layout. The members homepage lists all the latest updates (it looks just like the main tour page in this regard). The main content section is "Lidya Pics and Videos." And here's what you'll want to know:

(1) The movies are all for download in QuickTime (and as Podcasts, if that's your thing). There are high and low-res versions of each. The low-res version can also be downloaded in segments. Both formats have a screensize of 320x240, which isn't great. The high-res is a bit sharper, but the production is so crude it doesn't make a big difference. The camera is either in a fixed position or in the boyfriend's shaky hands. Lighting is pretty grim (either glaring or too dark), focus isn't always kept, and there's no real editing.

(2) Each movie is between 15-30 minutes long. 

(3) We're not sure if there is a regular update schedule, as the video archives aren't dated. But when we visited, it looked like there was a substantial update every two weeks (we're not including minor "updates" like announcements or bonus pictures in this calculation, just full video episodes). And there were only 13 videos total. That's not a lot.

(4) We haven't mentioned the pics yet, have we? That's because they're terrible. They're just vidcaps that go with the movies, and not even very good vidcaps at that. In addition to being undersized (640x480), they look blurry and poorly composed. Not that composition is ever much of a consideration with vidcaps, but we're just saying.

HOWEVER, the latest set of pictures that had been added were labeled "HiRes", and they were much better. They came in two sizes: 1024x768 and 800x600, and were far superior in quality. We would have our fingers crossed hoping this is going to be the site's new standard. Because as it is there aren't any pics here worth looking at except as a preview for the movies.

Other sections include "Lidya's Blog and Blah-blah-blah," which really wasn't a blog or a journal or much of anything and had almost no content yet (four drawings and one blooper clip); "Your Gallery," which is for storing your favourites; "Support," which is a form you can fill out to contact the webmaster; and "Some X-tra Porn," which is the usual collection of third party crap.

We like nasty/extreme content, but there just isn't a lot of it here yet. Those thirteen movies are all you're getting. There also isn't a great update schedule. If you're lucky you might get something once a week, but we wouldn't count on it. There are a number of cams advertised on the main page, but it doesn't look like Lidya's doing camshows herself. Perhaps most disappointing though is the lack of personality. We came away from this site not even knowing where in Scandinavia Lidya is from, or what language her and boyfriend are speaking (though it was enlightening to find out that guys who don't speak English still cry out "oh fuck, oh fuck" when they're about to cum--such terms of endearment are the universal language of love). 

All of this still wouldn't be too bad for a site that is just starting out, but unfortunately it's also charging a premium price, comparable to some of the very best performer sites out there. Lidya is a fresh new face, and she's plenty wild enough, but she has a way to go before she can put herself in with the amateur elite.

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