| Review:
Male
talent
is a
weird
concept
when
it
comes
to
porn.
Do
you
want
to
see
some
hunky,
body-waxed
fellow
with
a
giant
pussy-tamer
between
his
legs
bopping
the
juicy
starlets?
A
youthful
gang-banger
covered
in
tattoos?
An
African-American
gentleman
with
gold
chains
and
grills?
Or
would
you
rather
see
someone
more
like
the
Average
Joe.
Maybe
a
bit
older,
balding,
a
pot
belly
. .
.
As
we
get
older
here
at Pornreports,
and
we
are
all
getting
older,
the
older
man
/
younger
woman
niche
only
grows
in personal
relevance.
Not
that
it
isn't
a
good
niche
anyway.
There
is
something
sexy
about
seeing
a
hot
younger
woman
being
defiled
by
some
lecherous
old
perv.
We've
always
been
fans
of
Dave
Cummings,
perhaps
the
(grand)father
of
all
horny
codgers,
so
we
were
looking
forward
to
seeing
some
old
farts
with
young
tarts
at
this
site.
First
off,
you
note
the
funny
graphics,
things
like
the
electric
scooter
and
the
flashy
cane.
Obviously
this
site
doesn't
take
itself
too
seriously.
Nothing
wrong
with
that.
Then
as
you
zip
through
the
archive
you
notice
just
how
much
content
they
have.
It's
really
very
impressive.
When
we
visited
they
were
up
to
just
over
100
video
episodes
and
an
equal
number
of
photo
galleries.
That's
a
lot.
Especially
when
you
consider
that
it
looks
like
some
creative
thought
went
into
producing
them.
It's
definitely
not
the
same
old
set-up
repeated
over
and
over.
Some
of
the
movies
are
outdoors,
and
all
of
them
seem
to
have
been
shot
on
different
sets.
That
may
not
sound
like
much,
but
we
like
to
see
some
variety. The
self-designated
"old
farts"
are
a
genuine
motley
crew.
The
guy
who
seems
to
get
the
most
work
goes
by
the
handle
"Mireck."
He's
the
round-faced,
bald
one
with
the
glasses
you
see
on
some
of
the
graphics.
We're
not
sure
how
old
he
is,
though
that
information
is
probably
available
somewhere.
More
to
the
point,
we're
not
sure
what
nationality
he
is.
This
is
kind
of
important
because
our
major
gripe
about
the
content
here
is
that
the
English
is
really
spotty.
Many
of
the
performers
don't
seem
to
know
it
at
all.
We
can't
tell
you
exactly
where
this
stuff
is
being
produced,
but
it
may
be
Russia
or
somewhere
else
in
Eastern
Europe.
At
least
that's
the
sense
we
got
listening
to
some
of
the
accents. Some
of
the
shit
is
really,
really
fucked
up.
Almost
the
most
fucked
up
stuff
we've
ever
seen
(running
in a
close
race
with
that
movie
where
the
guy
lip-synchs
to
Queen
with
the
bananas
on
his
head
over
at Mature
Box).
The
movie
here
with
the
guy
wearing
the
wig
and
the
hole
in
the
crotch
of
his
pants
pretending
to
be
Tarzan
in
what
appears
to
be
an
old
quarry
. .
.
well,
like
we
say,
it's
fucked
up. Erotic?
No.
Not
at
all.
Just
fucked
up. OK,
so
this
is
weird
shit
and
it's
not
just
the
language
barrier
that
throws
you
off.
Aside
from
that?
The
productions
are
just
average.
For
some
reason
they
seem
to
like
a
lot
of
long
shots.
Girls
are
average
too.
At
least
most
of
them
do
look
like
they're
pretty
young,
not
just
30-somethings
pretending
to
be
teens.
And
they're
quite
dirty
(a
number
of
the
movies
also
feature
some
peeing
at
the
start).
The
old
guys
are
hairy,
fat
and
gross,
which
is
what
they
should
be
for
this
niche
in
our
opinion.
Frankly,
some
of
them
looked
like
they
deserved
an
award
just
for
getting
it
up.
Unless
they
were
on
medication. Technical
quality
is
pretty
sound.
The
photos
are
900x1200
and
most
of
them
look
good.
They're
production
stills
mainly.
The
video
is
all
Windows
Media
and
comes
in
three
formats:
a
low
(320x240
and
560
kb/s),
high
(320x240
and
1Mb/s),
and
"full
screen"
(720x540
and
2.1
Mb/s).
The
full
screen
option
sounds
good,
but
to
be
honest
it
didn't
look
as
good
as
that
when
we
were
watching
it.
Maybe
it
has
something
to
do
with
the
lighting
or
the
film
they're
using.
Even
the
colour
seems
off.
You'd
think
specs
like
that
would
translate
to a
better
picture.
Still,
it's
not
too
shabby.
A
final
point
worth
highlighting
is
the
price.
The
19.95
monthly
is
in
Euros.
At
the
time
of
our
review
the
Euro
was
pounding
the
dollar's
ass
in
foreign
exchange,
making
this
quite
a
pricey
site
(just
over
$30).
So
that's
definitely
something
you
want
to
keep
in
mind.
Unless
you're
European
and
you're
paying
in
Euros
anyway.
In
which
case
you
know
the
score. |
