| Review:
The
name
of
this
one
might
have
you
thinking
it's
a
kind
of
VOD
(video-on-demand)
site,
but
actually
it's
simply
a
collection
of
clips
taken
from
one
studio's
production
line.
The
studio
in
question
is
Relish,
and
it's
a UK
outfit
so
expect
lots
of
plummy
British
accents.
We
weren't
familiar
with
any
of
the
movies
they
put
out,
but
they
have
funny
names
like
About
Lust
Night,
Aquafuct,
Student
XXXChange,
and Weapons
of
Mass
Seduction. Yeah,
OK.
Maybe
they
aren't
so
funny.
Except
for
Aquafuct.
That's
a
little
funny. Anyway,
the
site
itself
is
kind
of
disappointing.
First
off,
there
are
only
65
15-20-minute
clips
for
download
and
they're
only
adding
a
new
one every
month!
That,
dear
readers,
is a
really
shitty
update
schedule.
And
it's
not
a
shitload
of
content
to
begin
with,
especially
at
such
a
premium
price.
Really,
you
can
download
a
lot
of
DVDs
for
$30
these
days. The
videos
themselves
can
be
streamed
at
four
different
speeds:
56k,
256k,
512k
and
1mb.
The
1mb
is
good,
but
unfortunately
the
only
option
for
downloading
is
the
512k
version,
which
is
kind
of
underwhelming.
Even
the
screensize
is
barely
average
(320x240,
or
maybe
slightly
larger
if
letterboxed).
So
this
is a
letdown
too.
And
what's
especially
annoying
is
the
floating
logo
"ondemandPORNO.com"
that
is
superimposed
almost
right
in
the
middle
of
the
picture.
Whose
idea
was
that? Navigation
is
really
basic,
but
that's
mainly
because
there
isn't
much
to
navigate.
Just
the
videos
and
photo
galleries.
The
pics
are
all
different
sizes.
They're
professional
production
stills
from
the
movies
and
not
vidcaps,
but
nothing
to
get
too
excited
over.
Aside
from
that
there
are
no
extras
on
tap. The
search
function
isn't
that
great
either.
One
menu
lets
you
search
by
"Location",
which
is
either
"indoors"
or
"outdoors."
Who
cares?
And
there
are
only
12
scenes
outdoors
anyway,
with
some
of
them
only
partially
outdoors
at
that.
There
is
also
a
category
search
that
has
items
like
"fucking"
and
"licking."
Don't
all
the
scenes
have
"fucking"?
Well,
actually
not.
Only
51.
As
for
"licking,"
we
don't
know
what
this
meant.
Licking
what?
Pussy?
Cock?
Either?
Both?
Apparently
there
were
25
clips
which
had
"licking"
in
them.
We
would
have
thought
there
were
more,
but
like
we
say,
we
were
confused. Otherwise
this
is
pretty
much
straightforward
hardcore
studio
porn
with
British
accents.
A
fair
bit
of
DP
action
if
that's
your
thing
(9
clips).
The
impression
we
got
was
that
this
was
almost
like
a
front
to
sell
the
videos
themselves
(there's
a
link
with
each
clip
for
buying
the
movie).
On
its
own
its
not
a
bad
little
selection,
but
too
small
and
too
pricey
for
the
video
download
niche. |
