| Review:
Just
so
you
know:
We
have
nothing
against
Russia
or
Russians.
In
fact,
we
have
a
lot
of
sympathy
for
the
people
living
in a
country
that
went,
in
just
a
few
years,
from
being
a
superpower
to a
place
where
the
black
market
is
the
only
real
economy,
chronic
alcoholism
hovers
around
80%,
and
life
expectancy
is
somewhere
in
the
mid-40s. Is
it
any
wonder
so
many
Russian
(and
Eastern
European)
girls
(and
their
webmaster
boyfriends)
have
turned
to
porn? The
girls
are
great.
Where
else
are
you
going
to
find
so
many
teens
who
aren't
all
covered
in tattoos?
The
porn,
however,
is
not
so
great.
It's
usually
cheaply
produced
and
poorly
transferred.
The
sets
are
shabby.
Since
the
girls
don't
speak
English
you
don't
hear
them
speak
much
at
all.
The
look
is
so
generic
you
start
to
think
of
it
simply
as
"content." Private
Russia
is a
little
better
than
this.
It
seems
to
be
based
out
of
St.
Petersburg,
and
a
lot
of
the
video
is
shot
against
some
of
that
city's
historical
landmarks.
The
effect
is
positively
surreal.
One
video
has
a
guy
getting
serviced
by
two
trampy-looking
examples
of
St.
Petersburg's
finest
right
in
the
middle
of
Palace
Square!
It's
one
of
the
weirdest
things
we've
ever
seen.
You
see
people
walking
around
off
in
the
distance,
but
that's
it.
It's
like
they're
in
the
middle
of
nowhere--but
they
aren't.
It's
the
Russian
equivalent
of
three
people
fucking
in
the
middle
of
Times
Square.
Weird. The
camerawork
isn't
bad
either.
But
unfortunately
the
video
quality
itself
is
shit.
Small
screen
size,
crumby
playback,
and
rotten
sound
(and
occasionally
no
sound
at
all).
Exclusive?
Probably
not.
It's
in a
section
of
the
site
that
has
all
the
bonus
material
("More
Private
Russia").
Some
of
this
looks
like
it
was
actually
produced
by
Private.
Maybe
it
was. Anyway,
the
main
draw
here
are
the
Private
Russia
girls.
There
were
96
of
these
when
we
visited.
They
come
with
photo
sets
and
short
videos.
The
profile
pages
are
nice,
including
surprisingly
long,
in-depth
descriptions
of
thinks
like
their
"First
Desire
of
Sex",
"First
Sex,"
"First
Orgasm"
(a
separate
question
because
apparently
it
doesn't
always
happen
the
first
time),
"First
Cheating",
and
"Out-of-the-Ordinary
Situations".
The
quick
facts
they
provide
aren't
nearly
as
detailed,
leading
us
to
suspect
how
legitimate
any
of
it
was.
This
is
more
typical
of
what
we've
come
to
expect
from
Russian
girls: Partners
had
so
far:
less
than
50.
(Whew!
We
feel
safe!)
Favorite
sexual
position:
fancy
my
legs
of
your
shoulders,
huh?
(Huh?)
Sexual
preferences:
I am
very
sensuous,
in
sex
I
like
everything
except
really
bad
stuff.
(Scratch
her
off
the
list.) If
the
girls
are
"available"
you
can
click
on a
link
that
takes
you
to
BadRussianGirls.com,
which
is a
Russian
personals/dating
site.
Our
doubts
about
the
legitimacy
of
this
really
took
off
here.
Maybe
it's
just
us,
but
would
you
respond
to
something
like
this: "...Enjoy
men
lust
for
me,
this
make
me
hot.
No
long
relation
want,
only
nights
nasty
pleasure.
Want
feel
passion
lust
black
men,
Asia
or
white
men
--
all
same
time
good,
may
be
best.
Only
intelligent
men
and
hard
sport
bodies
and
I
not
want
you
know
'small'.
Desire
experience
and
taste
different
men
--
this
make
me
wet
lose
control.
Want
feel
men
take
me,
feel
bodies
need
in
me
explode
in
me.
I
make
you
feel
good.
Like
me?
Send
me
you,
you
friends
photo
- I
need
like
you
face,
bodies...." Let's
move
on
to
pros
and
cons.
Pros:
It's
an
OK
price,
they
have
quite
a
lot
of
content
(most
of
the
girls
have
several
sets
of
70-100
pics,
and
at
least
one
movie),
and
updates
look
like
they're
happening
five
days
a
week.
Cons:
The
quality
is
really
bad.
The
pics
are
small
(800x600)
and
fuzzy
and
poorly
posed.
The
model
videos
are
lame
solo
masturbation
efforts
with
atrocious
sound
(it's
all
indoors
and
yet
all
you
hear
is
distortion),
no
editing,
no
sets
or
any
other
production
values
in
sight,
and
lousy
playback.
They
are
all
cut
up
into
short
2
meg
clips
as
well.
Nice
if
you
only
have
a
modem,
but
that's
about
it. In
addition
to
the
main
model
index
there
is a
small
index
(sixteen
sets)
of
girl-girl
action.
Not
much
here,
and
it
really
overlaps
with
the
main
model
stuff.
As
noted
there
is
also
a
bonus
area
with
100
more
movies
and
a
grab-bag
of
pic
galleries.
Some
of
these
are
of
slightly
better
quality,
but
they
really
aren't
organized
at
all.
They
aren't
even
sets,
but
just
a
collection
of
various
pics. Bottom
line:
Lots
of
stuff,
decent
price,
but
serious
quality
issues
right
down
the
line.
Think
it
over. |
