| Review:
On
the
bright
side,
there
is a
free
trial.
On
the
not-so-bright
side:
The
monthly
rate
if
you
don't
cancel
in
time
is
very
pricey,
especially
for
a
site
that
is
basically
just
a
large
collection
of
non-exclusive
material
of
below-average
quality.
The
site
design
is
quite
crude.
We
often
use
the
expression
"grab-bag"
to
describe
a
site
where
they
just
seem
to
have
tossed
a
whole
bunch
of
stuff
together
without
trying
to
sort
any
of
it
out.
This
site
is a
total
grab-bag.
There
are
three
main
areas:
X-Rated
Movies,
R-Rated
Movies,
and
Pictures.
That
part's
OK.
The
X-Rated
Movies
feature
action
where
some
of
the
girls
are
actually
"doin'
the
dirty
deed"
(to
borrow
some
dialogue
from
Animal
House).
The
R-Rated
Movies
are
mainly
camshow
grabs
and
some
nude
beach/bikini
stuff.
The
Pictures
are
sub-divided
into
nude,
non-nude,
and
bikini
sections
(the
bikini
pics
don't
feature
any
nudity
either).
Apparently
the
site
is
being
run
as a
kind
of
online
community,
and
members
who
send
in
pics
and
videos
get
membership
in
SelfVideos.com
as
payment,
another
site
run
by
the
same
people
(and
advertisements
for
which
appear
throughout
this
one).
It's
not
like
the
people
in
the
pictures
are
sending
in
these
pics
though.
It's
more
like
a
community
of
pervs
(think
of a
Yahoo!
Group)
sharing
files.
Which
means
most
of
this
stuff
is
public
domain.
More
to
the
point,
it
varies
wildly
in
terms
of
quality.
Videos
are
in
all
different
formats
and
resolutions
and
lengths.
Pics
don't
come
in
series
or
galleries,
but
are
just
thrown
onto
pages
as
individual
snaps,
again
of
all
different
shapes
and
sizes
and
resolutions.
Good
fucking
luck
finding
what
you're
looking
for,
as
there
is
no
search
function
or
content
categorization.
The
experience
is
kind
of
like
trolling
through
the
TGPs. The
TGP
parallel
also
works
for
the
quality.
Most
of
the
clips
we
downloaded--and
we
must
have
downloaded
20
or
more--were
very
short.
Several
were
only
a
few
seconds.
Yes,
we
said
seconds.
You
get
a
blowjob
clip
which
is
just
a
girl
making
a
couple
of
bobs
on a
guy's
dick
and
then
. .
.
that's
it.
What's
the
use
of
that?
The
camshow
grabs
are
of
very,
very
poor
quality
(sub
200
kb/s),
as
you
might
expect.
Other
videos
are
poorly
produced
"genuine"
amateur
stuff
(that
is,
shot
at
some
drunken
party
where
the
asshole
holding
the
camera
had
no
idea
what
he
was
doing).
Most
had
no
sound.
You
get
the
point.
Or
we
hope
you
do. In
addition
to
the
poor
navigation,
browsing
the
video
clips
really
sucks
because
they
only
give
you
one
tiny
thumbnail
(80x60)
per
clip.
No
file
description
or
info
or
anything
else
to
go
on. If
you
prefer
quantity
over
quality
you
won't
be
too
disappointed.
The
site
updates
daily
and
there
were
over
600
X-rated
clips
(we
can't
call
them
movies),
over
1,000
R-rated
clips,
and
thousands
of
random
pics
already
in
the
vaults
when
we
visited.
And
no
question
there
are
some
little
treasures
(although
no
big
ones)
hidden
away
here.
But
given
the
lazy
presentation
and
inherently
poor
quality
of
almost
all
of
the
content,
that's
just
not
enough. |
