| Review:
The big challenge in reviewing this site is figuring out where it
belongs in our index. Rodney Moore, the "King of Cream," is a British porn star/producer
famous for his thick cum shots (sort of Austin Powers, without the
accent but with the same bad fashion taste, meets Peter
North). He also puts out a series of different fetish video lines,
including the "Chubby Chasers" (now, "Scale Bustin'
Babes"), and "Seattle Hairy Girls." A very extensive selection of this material--and
we're talking about a lot of movies--can
be found here as part of the Rodney Moore "Nookie Net."
In terms of quantity and quality the site has you covered. The talent
seems to be mainly amateur, though it may just be that we are unfamiliar
with the British girls. In any event, there are some recognizable names
scattered about, including Devin Deray, Brittany Andrews, and Lovette. The videos themselves are quite basic. Rodney is
no porn auteur, and you can forget about fancy costumes or
artistic effects. The sex, however, is very professionally handled. The
close-ups and lighting and editing are all well done, and better
than a lot of L.A. porn these days.
While
Rodney obviously wants you to buy his videos, the clips are not teasers
but QuickTime files (of a a decent size, around 2-5 megs) of all the good stuff.
Plus you get to download everything. Death to streaming video! The site
updates three times a week and, as mentioned already, contains a lot of
stuff to check out. All this plus an extremely generous trial rate make
it an excellent value, though it will probably take you a full month
just to see everything Rodney has to offer.
Unfortunately, another reason it might take you a full month is because
it's hard to find what you want. Sight design is pretty
crude, and the navigation not very helpful. Even the members' entrance
is not easy to find (actually, there is no members' entrance; you just
click on one of the members' areas to get in).
Navigation is achieved by way of a menu frame with links to sections
that include flashing, swallowing, facials, hairy girls, fatties, model
interviews, blow jobs, and a selection of sections dedicated to various
body parts ("Show me your rack," "Show me your
pussy," etc.). Indeed, the "Nookie
Net" is spread so wide you will probably have trouble locating specific
material you are interested in. We are all, for example, fans of the
German uber-slut Queeny
Love. Since we know Queeny has done work with Rodney in the past, we
thought we'd try and find her video and photo galleries. Good luck! The
lack of a search function or general index makes this an almost hopeless
task (for those interested, we found Queeny in the "Drool
Job" and "Show Me Your Rack" sections, though she's probably hidden elsewhere as well). In
addition to the lack of a site search function (admittedly, few adult
sites have these), the general index isn't much use. The section labeled
"Monster Facials" also includes creampie and swapping stuff. The main categories
offer a good overview of the different fetish sections, but there are a
lot of odds-n-ends. "Sex World," for example, classifies galleries by position!
And ordering the material by chronology, as done with all of the
"On the Set" galleries, is quite unhelpful. Other complaints
would have to include the general poor quality of the photo galleries,
which are usually just blown up video stills. We're also
not fans of the "slide show" format of presentation--just
thumbnail sheets are good enough.
Overall, however, this is a high value site featuring a load of wide-ranging,
original fetish video.
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