| Review:
Round and Brown is an All
Sites Access network site (the nineteenth), and there isn't too much
more to be said about it than this. For our general overview of these
sites, see our All Sites Access review or our review of Big
Naturals. At present these guys seem to be adding a new site every
couple of months. And with updates occurring two or three days a week to
each site, it's certainly a shitload of porn. Depending on your
preferences, you're likely to think Round and Brown is just the icing on
the cake or an example of going to the well once too often.
You know (or at least you should know) the score by now: One main
page with thumbnails linking to the various episodes. Mainpage
thumbnailing here--and in the other newer sites, like Mike
in Brazil--is a little better than the usual head shots. A small
improvement, but we notice these things.
Each episode has a bunch of pics/screencaps (it's been a while since
we even looked at them), and a movie of around 30 minutes in length.
These movies are split into either three 10-minute clips or 30 1-minute
clips. There were 10 episodes online when we visited (just after
launch), but rest assured, these guys crank out a lot of porn in a hurry
so it will grow fast. The small clips are around 6 megs each, the longer
ones about 30. Playback isn't too impressive as far as resolution and
picture size is concerned--it's quantity over quality here--but the
video itself is reasonably well shot and lit.
OK. What's this all about? Ghetto booty! Yep, this site is all about
sistahs answering some questions and shaking their butts in thong
bikinis by the pool in the first 10 minute clip, then moving inside to
get fucked in the second two clips. There is some emphasis on filming
the girl's ass. The guy making these movies is a confessed ass-man. But
the sex itself is usually straight-up. No girl-girl or multiple partners
yet when we visited. We didn't even notice a lot of anal. The cumshot,
however, is usually sprayed over the girl's ass at the end.
Can't think of much to say beyond that. There were three different
stunt dicks, all white (including that same guy with the eagle tattoo on
his arm--how many hundreds of women has he fucked online for this
network? how much are they paying him?). As noted, the setting doesn't
vary much. All the movies start out by the same pool then move inside, usually to
the same bedroom. There's no dramatic background of guys cruising the
streets looking for a black girl to pick up and then taking her home to
shag her. It's pretty much straight fucking.
We didn't think this was a real valuable addition to the network, but
it is more content and does add a targeted niche. We wouldn't recommend
it too highly on its own, but you do get all the rest of the All Sites
Access sites included in your membership, and more is always more.
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