| Review:
Screw.
"It's
what
men
like
to
do."
Of
course.
But
more
to
the
point,
jerking
off
is
what
men
like
to
do.
Which
is
why
they
also
like
to
download
porn.
Screw.com
(which
is a
terrific
name,
by
the
way)
gives
you
the
chance
to
do
just
that,
in
the
by
now
very,
very
familiar
format
of
the
DVD
download
site. Layout
is
basically
the
same
template
as
the
other
biggies,
almost
identical
to VideoBox
and Videosz.
Latest
movies,
identified
by
box
cover,
are
in
the
middle.
You
can
use
the
drop
down
menus
on
the
left
to
search
by
studio,
series
and
performer.
If
you
click
on a
movie
you
go
to
the
download
page
where
you
can
download
individual
scenes.
This
is
quite
smoothly
presented,
as
it
has
to
be
since
there
are
so
many
download
options.
Each
scene
can
be
(1)
streamed;
(2)
downloaded
for
portable;
or
(3)
downloaded
for
PC.
There
are
four
download
options
for
portable
(a
category
that
includes
iPod
and
Zune
formats),
and
six
for
PC. Abrupt,
almost
totally
pointless
digression:
What
the
fuck
is
up
with
kids
these
days?
We've
seen
them
watching
TV
shows
and
movies
on
their
iPods
and
other
handheld
devices
and
it
kills
us.
Who
the
fuck
wants
to
watch
a
movie
on a
little
three-inch
screen?
Who?
OK,
now
ask
yourself:
Who
the
fuck
wants
to
watch
porn
on a
little
three-inch
screen?
Can
someone
explain
this
to
us?
Anyone?
What
the
fuck
is
going
on?
Does
it
make
any
fucking
difference
if
the
video
is
HD
if
you
watch
it
on
an
iPod?
You're
still
looking
at a
postage
stamp.
Is
this
format
being
used
by
people
who
want
to
download
porn
on
the
sly
and
not
use
the
family
computer?
Is
that
what
it's
all
about?
Or
people
who
have
to
have
porn
with
them
all
the
time
so
they
can
watch
it .
. .
in
various
public
places
like
on a
bus
or
subway
or
in a
plane?
Are
we
just
getting
old?
Maybe.
Because
it
seems
like
all
the
best
sites
these
days
make
a
big
thing
out
of
offering
these
download
options.
We
suppose
there
must
be
some
demand
for
them.
We
just
can't
see
where. End
of
digression. Back
to
the
field
work.
As
noted,
you
get
a
lot
of
different
download
options.
The
best
is a
512x384
and
1500
kb/s
.avi
file.
From
there
you
go
down
by
degrees
to a
"low"
Windows
Media
file
that
is
320x240
and
500
kb/s.
Apparently
you
can
only
download
full
scenes,
not
parts
of
scenes
and
not
full
movies. This
was
all
really
good.
We
liked
the
video
quality,
liked
all
the
options,
liked
the
layout,
and
liked
the
fact
there
were
no
watermarks
on
any
of
the
movies. The
actual
collection
was
just
so-so.
546
movies
up
when
we
visited,
which
is--believe
it
or
not--kind
of
low
for
this
niche.
Most
of
the
big
boys
are
well
over
1,000
now.
Plus
the
update
schedule
here
is
just
basically
treading
water
adding
one
new
title
a
day.
Sure
that's
great
. .
.
until
you
compare
it
to
the
competition.
All
of
these
sites
are
adding
at
least
one
new
movie
a
day.
The
Search
function
also
left
us a
little
cold.
In
the
menu
to
search
by
performer,
for
example,
there
were
only
22
names
available
to
look
up.
And
the
results
seemed
to
only
give
us
DVDs,
even
when
we
were
trying
to
search
for
scenes.
Perhaps
because
individual
scenes
aren't
broken
down
with
any
specific
info,
like
performer
names.
Another
area
that
could
be
improved. Yes,
this
is a
good
site.
But
these
DVD
download
sites
are all
good
sites.
Screw
is
no
different.
And
it
looked
like
a
lot
of
the
same
titles
and
series
we've
gotten
used
to
seeing
too.
Of
course
they
could
have
exclusive
dibs
on
some
stuff,
but
we
couldn't
identify
it
for
you.
Anyway,
it's
a
well
run
site.
Not
our
first
choice
for
a
DVD
download
membership,
perhaps
not
even
in
the
top
three,
but
judged
on
its
own
it's
fine. |
