| Review:
The
Sexy
Accountant
is a
blonde
amateur
named
Sandra
who,
we
are
told,
really
does
work
as
an
accountant
in
her
native
England.
According
to
her
"bio"
(we
put
that
in
quotation
marks
because
it's
really
just
a
brief
data
sheet
that
offers
"a
little
bit
about
me"
like
her
measurements,
favourite
movie,
hobbies,
etc.),
she
is
"38
years
young."
Or
39
according
to
the
date
of
birth
she
gives. That
slight
discrepancy
indicates
a
more
general
sloppiness
about
the
presentation
here.
The
site
looks
pretty
crude.
The
background
is
just
a
black-and-white
pic
that
is
repeated
as
you
scroll
down
the
page.
The
title
bar,
"Sandyd
-
the
sexy
accountant,"
appears
to
be a
mistake,
though
it
isn't.
The
"d"
is
her
last
initial,
though
the
way
they
jam
it
on
to
the
Sandy
and
leave
it
in
lower
case
makes
it
look
like
a
typo.
Take
the
tour.
What
you
see
is
pretty
much
what
you'll
be
getting,
since
most
of
the
sections
are
the
same
in
the
members
area.
The
bio,
as
noted,
doesn't
offer
up
much.
The
blog
isn't
really
a
blog
(it
has
no
links),
or
even
a
diary.
It's
just
a
couple
of
brief
notes
per
month
on
things
Sandy's
been
involved
in.
When
we
entered
the
members
area
we
initially
clicked
on
the
Movies
link.
There
was
a
message
saying
these
were
"Movie
Samples."
We
were
instructed
to
"click
on
the
pictures".
But
they
aren't
hotlinked.
We
clicked
on
them
anyway
(we're
that
stupid),
but
nothing
happened.
Then
we
scrolled
down
to a
short
list
of
"Movies
on
the
site."
Whatever
that
means.
There
were
only
seven
listed.
Ah-ha!
But
another
message
at
the
bottom
said
that
were
"more
movies
in
the
weekly
updates."
Indeed
there
were
. .
.
but
why
the
fuck
weren't
they
here,
in
the
fucking
movies
section?
OUR
MISTAKE!
Just
because
we
clicked
on
the
members
link
and
entered
our
password
didn't
mean
we
were
in
the
members
section.
In
fact,
the
"Movies"
link
took
us
back
out
to
the
free
area
or
tour.
Fuck.
The
weekly
updates
page
is
basically
all
there
is
to
the
members
area.
It's
a
list
of
50
galleries,
updating
roughly
every
week
(sometimes
a
bit
longer).
Some
of
the
galleries
say
"With
Movie",
so
we
clicked
on
those
but
they
only
took
us to
the
galleries
without
the
movies.
We
missed
the
text
at
the
top
of
the
page
explaining
that
the
movies
are
actually
on
another
page
only
linked
to
from
the
updates
page. We
hope
you
get
the
picture.
This
site
isn't
that
easy
to
navigate.
It's
too
clunky
to
be
user-friendly.
Even
the
movie
page
(when
we
finally
got
to
it)
is
without
thumbnails.
You
just
have
a
choice
of
text
links
to
click
on. OK,
here's
the
content
breakdown.
Sandy
basically
dresses
up
and
then
takes
it
off.
It's
a
softcore
site
with
a
bit
of
toyplay.
No
girl-girl
or
hardcore.
As
noted
there
were
about
50
photo
galleries
total
when
we
visited.
The
pics
come
in a
variety
of
sizes,
all
of
them
rather
small
(for
example:
360x480,
576x768,
400x600,
450x600).
We
weren't
very
impressed,
especially
since
they
aren't
at
all
professional,
with
indifferent
lighting
and
occasional
blurriness.
The
movie
section
has
11
clips
in
QuickTime
and
three
in
WindowsMedia.
These
weren't
dated
so
we
weren't
sure
what
format
she's
sticking
with.
Anyway,
the
ones
we
watched
were
all
around
10
minutes
long.
And,
given
how
disappointed
we
were
by
the
pics,
we
thought
they
were
pretty
good.
You
get
to
watch
Sandy
strip
and
masturbate,
and
she
puts
on a
nice
show.
No
knocking
the
fact
that
she's
got
a
nice
pair
of
tits.
Unfortunately
the
sound
isn't
great
(when
there
is
talking,
rather
than
music),
and
the
camerawork
is
uninspired.
There's
no
editing. There
are
no
real
extras
on
tap
either,
even
of
the
generic
licensed
variety.
There
is
no
webcam,
but
you
can
chat
with
Sandy
on
MSN.
That
is,
at
least
she
gives
you
her
e-mail.
This
was
still
a
fairly
new
site
when
we
visited,
and
it
is
authentic
and
exclusive
amateur
content,
but
that's
all
the
slack
we
can
cut
it.
The
layout
is
awkward
and
unattractive.
For
an
amateur
site
there
isn't
a
whole
lot
of
personality
or
interaction.
The
pictures
are
below
average
both
in
terms
of
size
and
quality.
The
videos
are
better
but
there
need
to
be a
lot
more.
All
of
which
would
just
leave
us
feeling
kind
of
lukewarm
to
this
site.
But then
there's
the price.
To
be
honest,
we
had
trouble
believing
this
wasn't
another
typo.
We
even
went
back
and
checked
it
again
twice.
$29.99
for
three
days!
That's
the
most
expensive
trial
we've
ever
heard
of!
As
for
the
monthly
rate,
$40
a
month
for
a
site
like
this
is
beyond
outrageous.
It's
just
totally
unreal. There's
no
way
it's
justified. |
