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Type of Site: Performer  
Address: www.sexysabrina.com 
Price:
 
$24.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites)  
Date of Review:
March, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

(Note: Membership to this site is part of a package deal that includes British Doggers, Cum On My Glasses, Dirty Videos Online, Hot and Creamy, Send Your Secretary, and Tranny Party Girls.-Eds.)

Sexy Sabrina is a blonde British amateur who wears glasses. She wears glasses all the time. She even wears them in the bath and shower! This makes her seem a bit like a secretary, which she sometimes pretends to be. She also does a bit of flashing. So, in other words, her site fits in well with a small network of British sites that features flashing, sexy secretaries, and girls wearing glasses getting facials.

We can't tell you too much about her. The bio is just a FAQ sheet, where you learn things like Sabrina's weight: "8.1 stone". We didn't even know the British still used stone as a unit of measurement. Just so those of you from the rest of the world can follow along, there are 14 pounds in a stone. Of course we shouldn't be using an ancient system like pounds either. But off the top of our heads we can't think of what the conversion to kilograms is.

The layout here is the same as for the other sites in the network. Down the left-hand side of the page you get the links to the other featured content and things like Sabrina's chat schedule. When we visited there was a note about getting a new laptop and being back online chatting every night. Otherwise it looks like twice-weekly chats are being held, but these aren't archived anywhere. The updates aren't dated so we couldn't tell how frequently they're happening.

Otherwise you have 60 picture galleries and then 15 videos (split up into 7-8 2-minute clips of around 25 megs each). Content is all solo (masturbation/dress-up/bondage) or blowjobs. No girl-girl action. No hardcore. 

Most of the videos are mpegs, with the most recent two or three being wmv files. They all have nice playback (up to 2000 kb/s) but the picture size is small. Also all of the blowjob videos use a fixed camera position, which is quite limiting. Little, if any, editing. No real imagination to anything that's going on and the set is usually just the same bedroom. But worst of all is the fact that Sabrina never says anything. In all the movies we watched she never opens her mouth except when she's putting a cock in it. In fact, she doesn't even smile. The effect is really kind of unnerving. We just couldn't connect with her.

The photos are kind of small in size and nothing at all special in terms of staging or artistic value. If you're interested in bondage this is where you'll find most of it. We were in for a real surprise however when we right-clicked on some pics and were greeted with the following warning: "Copying is Cheating!!!"

Huh? What the fuck? "Copying"? This is the fucking members area! You paid for this shit! How much sense does it make to allow you to download movies and not right-click on pics? Answer: It makes no sense at all! Especially when getting around this pathetic attempt at content protection is so easy. Still, it's the fact that they'd even try to pull a stunt like this that upsets us.

This whole site just struck us as weird. Note that we don't have any previews. That's because none of the SexySabrina.com hosted preview galleries have Sabrina in them. They just have pics of her "amateur friends." Weird. Then there's the bit about her not talking. And then not being able to save her pictures. This is really weird because you can save the pics from the other sites in this network, and you can download and save all the videos here, and the pics aren't even that good anyway. So what's going on?

Overall we thought this was a nice little network. And though the production values are shit, the video here is of decent quality. But judged on its own as an amateur site we weren't that impressed. Sabrina is an attractive girl but not talking makes her seem distant and uninvolved. Instead of smiling or waving at the end of a scene she simply gets up and walks away. Whether masturbating or giving a blowjob it just looks like she's going through the motions. 

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