Type of Site: Reality Porn
Address: shyteacherspet.com 
Price:
$29.95/month (package deal for a group of sites) 
Date of Review: 
May, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

This site is basically a sister site of Dirty Babysitter, and not just because it's part of the same network. What you are getting is a bunch of scenes ripped from another line of Notorious video, in this case  Jim Power's Teacher's Pet series. As we will see, if you like Jim's stuff you're going to like this membership. In addition to the video you also get some screen captures and production stills. That's it.

Now there are a number of good things to say about this. In case you're not familiar with them, the Teacher's Pet movies show girls of roughly college age seducing their teachers or sucking cock to get an "A" or getting gang-banged by the football team, etc. The usual student-teacher scenarios. Each scene tells a little story that puts the sex in a dramatic context, and gives it a bit of edge. Now if you're one of those people who just hate porn that tries to tell a story, and think all porn acting is so lame it's embarrassing, then you might as well keep looking. But we happen to like shit like this. Of course the scripts are lame and clichéd, but we also thought there were some genuinely funny moments and even a bit of psychological tension (like the teacher squirming behind his desk because he can't stop staring at the class hottie). And since this is a real studio production and not just another run-of-the-mill reality porn crapfest, you get some professional music and sound, quality editing and lighting, and even some good-looking girls. Stack this video up against similar fare at Bookworm Bitches and there's no comparison at all.

No comparison in the video quality either. You get four choices of download, with the best being a widescreen 504x368, 1200 kb/s version (the others are a really shitty modem version, a 250 kb/s and a 500 kb/s). All files are .wmv. Nothing wrong with this. We would have liked it if we could have downloaded full scenes instead of the standard 5-minute clips they are split into, but that's not a huge gripe. Slightly more annoying were the slow download speeds, which may piss some of you Type-A personality types off. Be prepared.

Basically it boils down to whether you want to spend this much on a site that, when we visited, was only offering 18 movies, with no clear update schedule. As far as we know the Teacher's Pet series is still going, and it's not like they have all of them here yet, so there's plenty of room for it grow. But will it? 

You also have to consider that this site comes as part of a network. You get a whack of other sites, including the very similar Dirty Babysitter (another Jim Power line of videos for Notorious). The network itself is a bit of a grab-bag. The only other sites we have under review are the very average Cum Filled Throat and Never Done That Before. Here are the other sites (these are all external links, opening in a new window): Gangland Victims, School Bus Chicks, Pink Eye Sluts, Teenagers Going Wild, Teens Love Blacks, Naughty Little Nymphs, My Black Coeds, and  My Latina Teen.  And they are adding more all the time (in fact, we had the sense they would rather add a new site to the line-up than bother updating an old one). You can expect similar if not identical layout and video quality from each of them. So overall it's not a bad deal. One other thing you might want to note is that School Bus Girls and Naughty Little Nymphs are also Jim Power series. And for some reason it's $10 less if you join any of these sites directly as opposed to getting your membership through the Jerk-off Pass portal. We couldn't figure that one out, but it made us suspicious.

Judged on its own we have to say that we really enjoyed these movies, but at the same time there weren't a whole lot of them and there wasn't anything exclusive. Of course when you factor in all the other sites you get it's a much better value. But why not just join VideoBox, where you can grab all the Jim Powers titles you want, and a whole lot more, for only $9.99 a month?

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