| Review:
APRIL
2007
RE-VISIT As
we
said
two
years
ago:
"They
claim
to
be
adding
something
every
week,
but
we'd
check
up
on
that."
Well,
we
did
check
up.
And
they
hadn't
added
anything
in
two
years.
It's
a
dead
site.
And
five
episodes
isn't
a
lot.
So
we
knocked
the
score
down
to
reflect
its
status
as
an
archive.
MARCH
2005
REVIEW
"Whoever
gets
off
on
this
is a
sick
fuck."
That's
what
one
of
the
contestants
in
the
"Sicko
Games"
has
to
say
after
eating
some
worms.
And
she's
probably
right. What
are
the
Sicko
Games?
Basically
they
take
three
girls,
undress
them,
and
have
them
engage
in a
bunch
of
degrading
contests.
A
fully
illustrated
guide
to
the
scoring
system,
the
"wheel
of
shame",
and
the various
"games
involved"
is
provided
on
the
site
tour
so
it's
sort
of
pointless
to
go
over
it
here.
The
events
include
such
things
as
girls
playing
golf
with
clubs
held
in
their
pussies,
eating
tic-tacs
out
of a
guy's
mayonnaise-filled
asscrack,
and
giving
guys
blow-jobs
with
their
mouths
full
of
worms. In
the
episodes
we
watched
the
contests
included: --
lying
down
on
the
floor,
having
targets
drawn
on
their
tits
and belly,
and
having
guys
climb
a
stepladder
and
blow
snot
down
on
the
targets
("snot
rockets");
--
drinking
piss
out
of a
shot
glass;
--
eating
worms,
including
worms
placed
on a
guy's
cock
("worm
delivery");
-- eating
ice
cream
filled
with
ingredients
like
hot
sauce,
vinegar,
mustard
and
jalapeno
peppers. Finally,
in
the
second
half
of
each
episode,
one
of
the
girls
has
to
do a
straight
sex
scene
with
the
male
talent.
And
that
may
be
the
sickest
challenge
of
all.
Why?
Well,
here's
the
male
talent:
So,
yes,
whoever
gets
off
on
this
shit
is a
very
sick
fuck. But
are
you supposed
to
get
off
on
it?
The
fact
is,
Sicko
Games
is
novelty
porn--what
its
creators
call
"pornertainment".
It's
put
out
by
the
same
team
that
do BoyGirlBang
and GirlGirlBang
(you
have
the
option
to
join
for
a
package
deal
that
gets
you
into
all
their
sites
for
an
extra
$5).
With
Sicko
Games
they
are
taking
off
the
network
show
Fear
Factor.
In
fact
the
site
was
originally
launched
as
FearFactorFuck
(they
even
used
an
identical
logo),
but
they
had
to
change
the
name
after
the
producers
of
Fear
Factor
(predictably)
told
them
to
can
it.
So
now
it's
the
Sicko
Games. In
the
midst
of
so
much
bad
taste
criticism
is
superfluous
(though
the
same
could
be
said
for
Fear
Factor).
We
can
only
tell
you
what
you
get.
When
we
visited
there
were
five
episodes
complete.
Each
episode
has
three
chapters
of
approximately
one
hour
each.
The
video
is
available
in a
decent
.wmv
version
(700
kb/s),
or a
slightly
less
impressive
mpeg
(which
are
also
much
larger
files).
They
claim
to
be
adding
something
every
week,
but
we'd
check
up
on
that.
Along
with
each
episode
you
get
a
real
shitload
of
pics.
These
are
either
"high
quality"
or
"video
extractions"
(vidcaps).
The
high
quality
pics
really
are
nice,
full-screen
shots
that
you'll
want
to
take
a
look
at.
They're
just
snaps
taken
during
the
filming
of
the
episodes,
and
they
include
a lot
of
filler,
but
they're
not a
write-off. One
thing
we
found
really
annoying
was
that
you
could
only
download
full
chapters.
These
files
are
200
megs
each
at a
minimum,
and
can
be
as
much
as
350
megs.
Given
there
is
virtually
no
thumbnailing
at
all,
just
a
brief
description
of
the
shoot,
a
list
of
the
games,
and
headshots
of
the
girls,
you
are
basically
stuck
with
long
downloads
for
a
lot
of
stuff
you
really
might
not
want. Call
us
old
fashioned,
but
while
we
enjoy
some
novelty
porn
(or
pornertainment),
we
figure
the
reason
most
people
use
porn
is
to
get
off.
Aside
from
the
fact
that
the
girls
here
are
naked
and
have
to
stick
strange
objects
in
their
pussies,
there
isn't
much
we'd
call
sexy
about
what's
happening.
You
do
get
some
straight
sex
thrown
in
at
the
end
of
each
episode,
but
it's
nothing
special.
Otherwise
most
of
it
is
just
silly,
and
a
lot
of
it,
especially
with
the
worms,
disgusting.
We
like
the
whole
concept
of a
porn-TV
show,
and
we
give
these
guys
credit
for
doing
something
different,
but
this
really
wasn't
our
thing. If
it
is
your
thing
(you
sick
fuck)
you'll
at
least
find
it
professionally
done. |
