| Review:
Are
you
a
newly
married
fellow
whose
wife
just
won't
put
out
(at
least
the
way
you
want
her
to)?
Perhaps
you
should
see
Dirty
D.
Here
is
another
of
our
world-famous
reality
porn
dialogue
transcripts
to
give
you
some
idea
of
the
intake
process.
A
knock
at
the
door.
Dirty
D
opens
it
and
a
man
and
his
wife
(Charles
and
Jasmine)
are
standing
in
the
hall.
Dirty
D:
Heeeeeeey,
Charles.
Charles:
Dirty
D,
what's
up
man?
Dirty
D:
How
was
the
honeymoon?
Charles:
Well,
it
was
nice,
but
. .
.
there
was
a
little
bit
of a
problem.
Dirty
D: A
problem?
Charles:
Yeah.
Jasmine:
What
was
it?
Charles:
Honey,
you
told
me,
when
we
got
hitched,
that
you
would
do
something
special
. .
.
Jasmine:
What
was
that?
Charles:
. .
.
something
that
you
hadn't
done
before
. .
.
Jasmine:
What?
Charles:
You
know,
you
do
the
anal,
you
do
the
facials,
you
do
everything.
I do
internals
. .
.
[!]
Jasmine:
OK.
And?
Charles:
But
you
still
don't
swallow.
Every
time
. .
.
Jasmine:
So
what?
What's
so
bad
about
that?
Dirty
D
(groaning):
That's
disrespectful.
Jasmine:
I
don't
want
to
taste
it .
.
.
Dirty
D:
It's
disrespectful
to
spit
a
man's
childrens
out
[Yes!
He
actually
says
"childrens"!
Is
this
guy
genuine
white
trash
or
what?].
You're
the
future
mother
of
this
man's
child
. .
.
and
you
want
to
spit
them
on
the
ground
. .
.
(turning
toward
the
camera)
She
needs
slut
training!
Jasmine:
Cum
isn't
that
important
to
me
right
now.
I'm
not
thinking
of
having
cum
in
my
mouth
or
in
my
pussy.
Dirty
D
(laughing):
Oh,
she
needs
slut
training
in a
big
way!
(again
looking
at
the
camera)
She
needs
to
learn
how
to
swallow! Do
you
think
your
wife
could
use
the
same
sort
of
training?
Well
fear
not
because
there's
actually
a
link
at
the
bottom
of
the
members
page
that
lets
you
"Send
Dirty
D
Your
Wife
for
Slut
Wife
Training"
(if
you
click
on
it the
subject
line
for
the
e-mail
you're
about
to
send
reads:
"Please
Train
My
Wife"). Astute
observers
will
have
recognized
this
as a
basic
reality
porn
concept.
Which
means
none
of
it
is
real.
These
aren't
actual
married
couples
but
just
Dirty
D's
usual
gang.
The
young
wife
who
won't
swallow,
for
example,
is
the
same
Jasmine
who
also
appears,
and
swallows,
on Theater
Sluts
and Glory
Hole
Girlz
(nice
girl
by
the
way,
and
a
great
performer,
though
they
need
to
stay
away
from
those
low-angle
reverse
cowgirl
shots
because
they
show
up
her
implant
scars). As
with
all
of
the
new
stuff
being
added
to The
Stall
network
(of
which
this
site
is a
part),
the
video
is
surprisingly
good,
coming
in
at
720x480
and
a
high
bit
rate.
And
it's
nice
that
they're
filming
this
time
out
in a
house
and
not
some
dark
theater
or
gloryhole
booth.
Our
main
concern
was
that
there
were
only
18
episodes
total,
with
no
reference
to
an
update
schedule
and
nothing
dated
to
give
us
any
idea
how
frequently
they've
been
adding
stuff
in
the
past. The
training
itself
usually
involves
getting
the
wife
to
learn
to
swallow
cum
or
take
anal,
with
other
variations
being
the
use
of
toys
or
getting
gang-banged.
The
scenarios
are
a
little
more
developed
dramatically
than
the
other
sites
in
the
network,
which
was
a
nice
break. If
the
concept
sounds
interesting
to
you
we'd
recommend
it.
At
this
price,
plus
the
fact
that
you
get
the
rest
of
The
Stall
network,
you're
not
getting
ripped
off.
Just
remember
it
really
is
an
all-amateur
production. |
