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Smoking-bitch.com is a fetish production by the same RGS
"private photo studio" team that
brought you the underwhelming Russian
Girls and Sex. This, however, is a niche site that promises (here we
go again with the broken English):
"to show you the amateur girls having sex &
smoking, pointing the main focus on exhalations & breathes. We
know that it's not a good propaganda of the healthy life, but all
world is covered by smoke smokers. High quality,
professional shots allow you to enjoy the soft smoke rising from
the girls cigarettes, smoking pussies, smoking asses . . .
"
You get the point.
A lot of what we didn't like about the Russian Girls site goes for
this one. You have to keep re-entering your password--even for every
thumbnail you want to take to full-size! Site design is
basic (even crude), but still not obvious or easy to navigate. A site
search function would help. As it is, you have
three main choices: Smokin' Sex, Smokin' Girls and Smokin' Video. Smokin'
Sex means hardcore and Smokin'
Girls is solo posing (way more pics in the former area). Pics are just
average size (looked like 600x800). Videos run anywhere from 4-9 megs (1-2 minutes in length) and can be
downloaded in mpeg and asf (avi) files. Playback is pretty
disappointing, even running as low as 250 kb/s with a blurry picture. The sets look cheap (just an
apartment with blankets hanging from the walls and spread on the couches) and, aside from the
cigarette-as-prop motif, there isn't a lot of originality or imagination
to any of it. No dialogue because this is a Russian site with girls who
don't speak English. The sound in the background doesn't even seem like
music, but just makes an annoying jangling noise.
This is a better site than Russian Girls mainly because it focuses on
a specific fetish. It's also more up-front. The main page gives you an
up-to-date count on the site's stats (number of pics, amount of video,
latest update). It's not dishonest, just crude.
The bottom line is that we thought this was a very average amateur hardcore site, with the
low production values and language problems typical of eastern European
ghetto porn, with the addition of one bizarre twist. Smoking.
To be honest, we had a hard time figuring out the nature of this
fetish. Sure Bill Clinton watched Monica play with a cigar, but that was
just innocent toy-play. This is smoking. Smoking bitch. Why
"bitch"?
There's no real femdom action. Nor is there smoke coming out of assholes
and pussies. These girls just smoke while they fuck. They smoke while
they give blow-jobs--taking a puff on their cigs and then blowing smoke
at the guy's dick.
A laid-back, cool attitude is usually associated with smoking, and
the girls here generally seem quite uninvolved in the sex. We often had
difficulty figuring out what they were enjoying more, the cigarette or the cock?
Membership is a little pricey, especially at the trial rate. If naked
girls posing and getting fucked while smoking is something you just
can't get enough of, then there's no denying this site delivers. We're
giving them a "6" for the consistent updates, exclusive material, and
size of their archive. But the technical quality isn't great and the models
are only average.
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