Holy shit! It actually says "THE THIRSIEST"! Does anybody at BrainPass proofread these things? In case you're wondering what these girls are "thirsy" for, here are some previews: a big mouthful of cum, the center of attention, getting a fill up, another very large mouthful, and yet another (this one is preliminary to a snowball).

Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.spermcocktail.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites
--see our review of BrainPass for more information)
Date of Review: 
June, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

We were going to start off this review with some blather about how a cocktail is a mixed drink, and how these aren't really cocktails since sperm collected from various donors is still sperm so even if a chick holds ten cumshots in her mouth at the same time and swirls them around before swallowing it's not really a mixed drink (though the pun--if that's what it is--on "cocktail" is duly noted) . . . but on second thought we decided not to. Might as well just stick to the facts.

The facts are that this is yet another new BrainPass site. At the time of our writing it's maybe the sixth new site they've added in the past two months. Which is a bit crazy. Basically what you have here is more content from another line of DVDs (in this case we're guessing it's coming from Brandon Iron's A Good Source of Iron series) being plugged into the Pornstar Network. So check out our BrainPass/Pornstar Network review for the lowdown on how it's all presented. In a nutshell you're getting a bunch of scenes broken down into several different formats and resolutions for download. Very modem friendly on the low end, and, now that they (finally) allow full scene downloads of high-quality scenes (2000 kb/s and 720x480), it's also nice for those of you with faster connections. They also throw in some vidcaps. Otherwise--aside from the rest of the network, which is stacked--that's all there is.

Individually this site isn't anything amazing, at least yet. Only around 20 scenes up when we visited, but it had just launched a week earlier. The action solely consists of solo girls kneeling in the middle of a group of guys and sucking them all off, then having them jerk off in her mouth. Once her pie-hole gets filled she shows off how much she has in her mouth and then swallows it. There are a few variations. One scene featured two girls sharing a massive snowball. Another scene had a girl sucking off only one guy. But otherwise it sticks pretty close to formula. It's a lot like Cover My Face, except instead of painting the girl's face with cum it all goes in her mouth.

Not much to say beyond that. Filming is POV-style. The girls aren't much to look at. At first we figured that probably had something to do with what they were being asked to do, but the fact is there are some much hotter chicks doing the same shit over at Evil Angel's Sperm Swallowers (another site that just breaks down scenes from a series of DVDs). And if this is your fetish we'd probably recommend that site over this one. They have more "group swallow" content and it's better done. On the other hand, Sperm Swallowers isn't updating anymore, and the Evil Angel network isn't as good as the BrainPass network overall. So there are pros and cons with either choice.

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