| Review:
This
site
took
us
by
surprise.
All
we
knew
about
it
going
in
was
the
name:
"Splosh
Me".
So
what
do
you
figure?
Cumshots?
Female
ejaculation?
Pissing?
Those
were
our
first
three
guesses,
in
order
of
probability.
But
all
of
them
were
wrong.
Splosh
Me
is a
WAM
site.
WAM
stands
for
"Wet
and
Messy".
It's
a
pretty
specialized
niche
(we've
only
seen
a
couple
of
other
sites
doing
it),
featuring
models
playing
with
food.
And
not
that
nice
9
1/2
Weeks
kind
of
food-play
either.
Oh
no.
These
girls
go
all
out,
drenching
themselves
with
syrup
and
cream
and
pies
and
jam
and
frozen
juice
concentrate
and
custard
and
whatever
kind
of
messy
crap
the
producers
happen
to
have
living
in
their
fridge.
We're
talking
about
human
sundaes
here,
and
they
even
put
the
sprinkles
on
top!
It's
not
a
hardcore
site.
In
fact,
it's
almost
like
it's
not
about
the
sex
(the
furthest
they
go
in
that
direction
is
some
masturbation
with
things
like
popsicles
and
bananas).
It's
about
the
food.
It's
about
the
mess.
The
adult
content
is all
solo,
though
a
prop-person
is
usually
involved
in
creating
the
messiness,
which
gives
all
of
the
video
a
"behind-the-scenes"
kind
of
feel.
The
technical
quality
is
really
very
good.
Most
of
the videos
come
in
large
and
small
versions.
The
large
are
a
decent
size
(640x480)
with
1000
kb/s
playback.
It's
all
shot
in a
studio.
The
upside
to
this
is
that
it's
a
solid
production
in
terms
of
the
filming
and
lighting.
The
downside
is
we
kind
of
wished
they'd
get
out
of
the
studio
(and
away
from
that
awful
blue
screen)
and
maybe
take
the
action
outdoors,
or
do
it
in a
kitchen
set
or
something.
Maybe
that's
in
the
works.
Meanwhile,
the
pics
are
also
above
average,
with
the
default
size
being
1280x960
and
looking
very
sharp.
And
as a
bonus
there
are
also
some
"Megapics"
that
clock
in
at a
whopping
3000x2000
pixels.
We
have
no
idea
what
the
fuck
you
are
going
to
do
with
pics
that
size,
but
Splosh
Me
has
'em
(though
not
very
many
of
them
yet,
there
were
only
14
megapics
when
we
visited). To
be
up
front
about
it,
this
isn't
our
fetish.
We
suspect
it
will
appeal
to a
small
but
dedicated
band
of
porn
fanatics.
Most
of
the
videos
we
found
ourselves
watching
were
the
intro
and
"clean-up"
clips.
But
the
folks
here
are
working
hard
to
do
WAM
right.
Our
major
complaint
is
that
it
was
all
pretty
new
when
we
dropped
in
(it
had
just
launched
a
couple
of
months
previously)
and
they
didn't
have
a
lot
of
content
yet.
Only
six
models
(with
a
seventh
coming
soon).
16
videos
total.
There
were
still
some
rough
edges
(links
that
didn't
work,
images
that
didn't
show
up)
and
some
of
the
layout
was
a
bit
crude
too
(though
some
things
were
fixed
up
while
we
were
checking
things
out,
which
shows
how
new
it
all
is).
Other
things
we wanted
were
a
separate
video
section
and
the
ability
to
download
full
scenes
(instead
of
short,
one-
to
five-minute
clips,
which
is
the
way
they
typically
have
it
arranged). If
you're
into
the
messy
food
scene
then
we
definitely
recommend
keeping
your
eye
on
these
guys.
They're
putting
out
a
quality
product,
updating
every
two
or
three
days,
and
seem
to
be
genuinely
into
this
kind
of
thing.
They
also
solicit
and
respond
to
member
requests,
which
is
nice.
It's
certainly
a
promising
start.
We'd
just
give
it
some
time
to
grow
and
develop. |
