Wow. Talk about your no-bullshit site design. The main members page here is one long list of (a) full movies, and (b) individual scenes to download. No photos. No extras. No graphics! Nothing. Just a long list of text links. It looks like this:

Now don't think we have anything against this. We don't. If you're running a movie archive, why not keep it simple? If you click on the movie title you go to another page which gives you the thumbnails and the download links for the individual clips.

So that's it for the layout. Content? Squirting. This is an archive so most of the material is not exclusive. The full movies you get to download are titles like Gushing Gashes, Squirting Snatches, and a few of the Rainwoman and Flashflood series. There were 12 full-length DVDs to grab when we visited (an hour to an hour-and-a-half in length, anywhere from 200-300 meg files). So for squirting fanatics that might be enough to tide you over right there. Unfortunately--and here is where we will complain about the ultra-cheap layout--there are no thumbnails to go with the full movie downloads. This is ridiculous. These are full movies! And we don't even get box covers? Girls Cum Too is a 308 mb file. We'd like to at least know who's in it before we start to download it.

In addition to the full movies there were 108 squirting scenes to grab. As you can see from the list we cut-and-past above, you can download all files in mpeg and wmv formats. They usually run from 10 to 30 minutes in length and can be downloaded as full scenes or in 2 minute clips. Again, a lot of these are taken from studio titles (series like Rainwoman and Squirting Illustrated). But we were pleasantly surprised to see the site moving toward more amateur squirting action in the past year (it looks like when they started they were just burning DVDs).

Is the amateur action exclusive? Sometimes it says it is, but you have to wonder what that means. Squirters.tv is not shooting its own stuff. They have a notice on the main page offering to buy your squirting videos, should you have any. Some of the squirting amateurs here can be seen elsewhere. Carly, for example, is the headliner at www.squirtingcarly.com (external link). So it's not really exclusive.

As you can also tell from the list, updates are occurring regularly every week. For an archive site like this we'd call that just acceptable. It's not generous.

Video quality is usually pretty good, which also took us by surprise (and when it isn't very good the webmaster admits it). There are some junky older movies, but these are not crappy little grabs. Playback is 500 kb/s. Looks pretty good fullscreen until you try to freeze frame on the money shot. Then it's all blurry. There's nothing special with the sets or film-making. Let's face it, most squirt movies just consist of sticking the camera between the girl's legs and letting her toss herself off (usually with a vibrator). There's not a lot of variety. With the amateurs you rarely even see their faces. In the studio productions you get full sex scenes: undressing, oral, fucking in a variety of positions, a squirt, then the guy does his thing. It's nice to have these longer scenes, but do you want to download a half-hour movie for a five or ten-second squirt? Really, if you want to download full movies, even ones with squirting, there are better places to go.

Is it worth it? If you're into squirting, probably. It's a big collection of niche content (over 20 gigs), and the downloads aren't bad. If you're just curious the price is too steep for an archive. This should be a $20/month membership.

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