| Review:
Wow. Talk about your no-bullshit site design. The main members page
here is one long list of (a) full movies, and (b) individual scenes to
download. No photos. No extras. No graphics! Nothing. Just a long list of text links. It
looks like this:
May
5th 2004
Movie
'AMATEUR LYDIA SQUIRTING' - MOVIE 1
Movie duration: 14 minutes 51 sec, 8 parts, MPEG (352x240) and WMV
(320x240), sound |
April
28th 2004
Movie
'AMATEUR SQUIRTER MARGARET' - MOVIE 4
Movie duration: 17 minutes 23 sec, 9 parts, MPEG (352x240) and WMV
(320x240), sound |
April
21st 2004
Movie
'AMATEUR RENATA SQUIRTING' - MOVIE 1
Movie duration: 13 minutes 34 sec, 7 parts, MPEG (352x240) and WMV
(320x240), sound |
April
14th 2004
Movie
'AMATEUR SQUIRTER MARGARET' - MOVIE 3
Movie duration: 16 minutes 35 sec, 9 parts, MPEG (352x240) and WMV
(320x240), sound |
April
7th 2004
Movie
'MISTY SQUIRTING' - MOVIE 2
Movie duration: 17 minutes 20 sec, 9 parts, MPEG (352x240) and WMV
(320x240), sound |
Now don't think we have anything against this. We don't. If you're
running a movie archive, why not keep it simple? If you click on the movie title you go to another page
which gives you the thumbnails and the download links for the individual
clips.
So that's it for the layout. Content? Squirting. This is an archive
so most of the material
is not exclusive. The full movies you get to download are titles like Gushing
Gashes, Squirting Snatches, and a few of the Rainwoman
and Flashflood series. There were 12 full-length DVDs to grab
when we visited (an hour to an hour-and-a-half in length, anywhere from
200-300 meg files). So for squirting fanatics that might be enough to
tide you over right there. Unfortunately--and here is where we will
complain about the ultra-cheap layout--there are no thumbnails to go
with the full movie downloads. This is ridiculous. These are full
movies! And we don't even get box covers? Girls Cum Too is a 308
mb file. We'd like to at least know who's in it before we start to
download it.
In addition to the full movies there were 108 squirting scenes to
grab. As you can see from the list we cut-and-past above, you can download
all files in mpeg and wmv formats. They usually run from 10 to 30
minutes in length and can be downloaded as full scenes or in 2 minute
clips. Again, a lot of these are taken from studio titles (series
like Rainwoman and Squirting Illustrated). But we were
pleasantly surprised to see the site moving toward more amateur squirting action in the past year
(it looks like when they started they were
just burning DVDs).
Is the amateur action exclusive? Sometimes it says it is, but you
have to wonder what that means. Squirters.tv is not shooting its own
stuff. They have a notice on the main page offering to buy your
squirting videos, should you have any. Some of the squirting amateurs
here can be seen elsewhere. Carly, for example, is the headliner at www.squirtingcarly.com
(external link). So it's not really exclusive.
As you can also tell from the list, updates are occurring regularly every week.
For an archive site like this we'd call that just acceptable. It's not
generous.
Video quality is usually pretty good, which also took us by surprise
(and when it isn't very good the webmaster admits it). There are some
junky older movies, but these are
not crappy little grabs. Playback is 500 kb/s. Looks pretty good
fullscreen until you try to freeze frame on the money shot. Then it's
all blurry. There's nothing special with the sets or film-making. Let's
face it, most squirt movies just consist of sticking the camera between
the girl's legs and letting her toss herself off (usually with a
vibrator). There's not a lot of variety. With the amateurs you rarely even see their
faces.
In the studio productions you get full sex scenes: undressing, oral,
fucking in a variety of positions, a squirt, then the guy does his
thing. It's nice to have these longer scenes, but do you want to
download a
half-hour movie for a five or ten-second squirt? Really, if you want to
download full movies, even ones with squirting, there are better places
to go.
Is it worth it? If you're into squirting, probably. It's a big collection
of niche content (over 20 gigs), and the downloads aren't bad. If you're just curious the price is
too steep for an archive. This should be a $20/month membership.
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