| Review:
Steal
Your
Bitch
is a
fairly
typical
reality
porn
site
put
out
by
the
creative
team
behind
such
Internet
originals
as Girl-Girl
Bang
and Sicko
Games.
And
for
an
extra
$5
you
get
access
to
all
of
these
sites
(and
a
few
others)
as
part
of
the
MultiPass
Network. The
concept
is
pretty
simple.
Phoebe,
the
usual
narrator/camera
girl,
goes
out
on
the
prowl
with
some
stunt
dick
and
when
they
find
a
happy
couple
they
take
the
girl
away
(the
studly
stunt
dick
throws
her
over
his
shoulder)
and
fuck
her.
The
boyfriend
complains
. .
.
but
what
can
he
do?
This
is
reality
porn
after
all.
What
follows
is
just
some
basic
fucking. The
reason
we're
giving
this
site
a
low
grade
is
because
we
only
visited
it a
year
or
so
after
launch,
and
like
most
of
the
sites
put
out
by
these
people
it's
clear
they
aren't
adding
anything.
You
get
seven
one-hour
episodes.
Note,
however,
that
each
episode
begins
with
quite
a
lot
of
lead-in
material
that,
depending
on
how
much
you
groove
to
this
man-on-the-street
reality
porn
shtick,
you
may
find
way
too
much.
Usually
they
spend
20
minutes
or
so
getting
down
to
it.
Anyway,
each
episode
comes
in
full-length
mpeg
or
Windows
Media
files,
or
you
can
download
5-minute
clips.
Video
quality
is
pretty
disappointing
at
800
kb/s
and
a
small
picture
size.
In
addition
to
the
movies
you
usually
get
a
few
photosets
included
with
each
episode.
The
pics
are
large
format
(1000x1500
pixel)
but
not
real
professional. And
that's
it.
There
is
an
eighth
"episode"
but
it
only
consists
of
pics
so
we
didn't
include
it.
As
far
as
we
can
tell
they
haven't
added
anything
to
the
site
since
launch,
which
was,
like
we
said,
around
a
year
before
our
visit.
So
effectively
it's
a
dead
site.
Which
just
isn't
enough
material
for
us
to
recommend
it. |