| Review:
Why
is
it
so
hard
to
find
a
good
strap-on
site?
We've
seen
a
lot,
and
we've
always
found
them
to
be pretty
disappointing.
Here
are
some
random
attempts
at
explaining
why:
(1)
The
"strap-on"
niche
covers
a
pretty
wide
range
of
action,
including
lesbian
glam
stuff
and
hardcore
femdom.
As a
result,
most
strap-on
sites
don't
have
a
strong
core
identity.
(2)
The
talent
is
brutal.
The
women
never
seem
as
into
it
as
you
want
them
to
be.
You
never
have
the
sense
that
they're
personally
getting
anything
out
of
it.
Which
kind
of
makes
sense.
They
just
go
through
the
motions.
Meanwhile,
it's
obviously
very
hard
to
find
guys
who
will
do
this
kind
of
work.
The
male
talent
seems
to
have
been
hired
right
off
the
street.
And
when
we
say the
street
we're
not
using
it
as
some
kind
of
metaphor.
We
mean
as
in
"street
people."
They
don't
even
shave
their
asses.
Who
wants
to
look
at a
some
old
guy
getting
fucked
up
his
furry
chocolate
starfish?
It's
fucking
disgusting.
(3)
We
keep
seeing
the
same
material
being
recycled
on
all
of
the
strap-on
sites.
There
doesn't
seem
to
be a
lot
of
exclusive
strap-on
stuff
being
filmed. These
are
general
reflections
on
the
"state-of-the-niche",
but
most
of
them
also
apply
to
Strap-on
All.
(The
name
Strap-on
All,
by
the
way,
is
really
just
the
domain
name.
Inside
it
calls
itself
"Strap-on
Dildo
Sex"
and
"Strap-on
Dildo
Temptation,"
among
other
things.)
This
site
is a
grab-bag
of
strap-on
material
that
varies
quite
a
bit
in
quality
and
is
not
all
that
well
organized.
About
the
only
thing
that
is
consistent
is
the
terrible
English,
which
begins
with
the
tour.
"How
much
membership
at
our
site
cost?
It's
very
siply
solution
- as
more
time
of
membership
you
order,
as
less
you
have
to
pay
for
it!"
Gotcha.
Solo
girls
with
strap-ons?
"They
have
no
boyfriend
or
girfriend
to
have
dildoing
with,
so,
they
are
making
this
themselfs!"
Uh-huh.
And
it
just
keeps
going.
They
should
come
up
with
a
new
word
to
describe
the
bastard
English
that
you
get
on
these
pornsites.
Something
like
"Pornese." There's
a
lot
of
Pornese
here.
Probably
the
best
thing
to
do
is
go
through
it
section
by
section. Top
Dozen
Pictorials:
twelve
photosets.
It's
not
clear
whether
these
are
the
most
recent
photosets
to
be
added,
or
if
they're
being
voted
on
somewhere.
The
Pornese
defies
comprehension
on
this
point.
It
merely
says
"We
guarantee
you
several
updates
a
week
-
the
hottest
news
in
the
world
of
strapon
sex
will
expect
you
on
Top
Dozen."
Our
best
guess,
informed
from
looking
at
what's
happening
elsewhere
on
the
site,
is
that
this
is
where
they're
adding
the
latest
photo
galleries.
These
pics
seem
to
come
from
a
variety
of
sources,
and
some
of
them
are
quite
well
reproduced
(1300x2000
at
the
top
end,
though
you
can
expect
the
quality
to
vary
quite
a
bit).
The
action
is
also
pretty
diversified,
with
everything
from
lesbian
strap-on
and solo
posing
to
hardcore
femdom
galleries. Exclusive:
this
means
content
"that
can't
be
found
anywhere
else." Only
17
galleries.
Maybe
it's
exclusive,
but
it
didn't
look
exclusive.
It
looked
like
the
same
generic
mix
of
material
you
find
elsewhere
on
the
site.
Photo
Archive:
all
the
photos
categorized
into
three
sections:
solo,
lesbian,
and
femdom.
Nice
archive. Strap-on
Video
Feeds:
like
it
says,
some
feeds.
Also
broken
down
into
the
three
basic
categories
of
strap-on
action. Interracial
Strap-on:
this
was
kind
of
interesting.
Eleven
black
chicks
with
a
few
photo
galleries
each
of
them
dominating
white
guys.
No
movies.
They
dress
up
as
soldier,
cowgirl,
police
officer,
etc.
The
writing
here
hits
some
kind
of
peak
of
badness.
Stuff
like:
"Beautiful
shapes
of
her
body,
boosty
breast
draw
men,
they
fly
on
the
fire
as
butterflies."
Are
they
trying
to
translate
something
here?
One
has
to
wonder.
Surely
they
can't
be
making
this
shit
up. Hardcore
Role
Reversal:
this
is a
video
section.
Five
movies
on
tap
(and
no
sign
of
updates
happening).
It
all
seems
to
have
been
burned
from
some
DVD
series.
Playback
is
320x240
and
500
kb/s,
but
doesn't
look
that
good.
The
sound
was
also
really
murky. Fetish
Pictorial:
"Take
care,
it
is
high
voltage!"
Thanks
for
the
warning
guys.
Photo
galleries
covering
various
niches
(bondage,
domination,
medical,
feet,
"objects,"
fisting,
etc.).
We'd
seen
a
lot
of
this
material
before
on
TGPs
and
weren't
all
that
impressed. Fetish
Video
Feeds:
more
feeds. Hardcore
Place:
a
total
grab-bag
of
35
videos
available
for
download.
All
different
kinds
of
action
and
file
sizes,
from
3
megs
to
over
100
(though
most
of
the
clips
are
on
the
lower
end
of
that
scale). Real
Strap-on
Video:
The
"Real"
here
means
it's
an
archive
of
RealPlayer
clips.
40
clips
total.
Again
there
is a
big
variation
in
both
action
and
file
size
(the
clips
are
from
less
than
a
minute
to
half
an
hour
in
length).
Video
quality
is
below
average.
But
it
is
all
strap-on. In
addition
to
these
main
sections
they
also
throw
in
some
plug-ins
and
other
extras. Well,
let's
try
and
sort
this
out.
Navigation
is a
mess.
There
are
too
many
different
sections
all
offering
the
same
basic
content.
In
many
of
the
galleries
there
aren't
any
links
to
take
you
back
to
the
main
members
page,
forcing
you
to
keep
hitting
the
"Back"
button
to
return
to
where
you
started.
The
material
itself
is a
random
mix
of
formats
and
file
sizes
and
types
of
action.
Almost
all
of
the
content
is
non-exclusive,
and
most
of
it
looked
pretty
old.
The
price
is
kind
of
expensive.
Usually
that's
OK
for
a
niche
fetish
site
(or
at
least
it's
what
you'd
expect),
but
only
when
the
site
is
offering
a
good
selection
of
exclusive
stuff.
Strap-on
All
is
really
just
an
archive,
and
$30
a
month
is
too
much. Now
if
you
are
a
fan
of
strap-on
action
you
will
find
some
stuff
here
to
your
liking.
We
did
get
the
sense
that
an
effort
was
being
made.
Updates
are
occurring
several
times
a
week.
But
for
this
price
we
just
thought
there
was
too
much
"extra"
and
non-exclusive
content
to
recommend
it. |
