| Review:
Swallow
Squirt.
Not
"Swallow
My
Squirt"
(that
domain
was
apparently
taken)
or
"Squirt
on
My
Face,"
both
of
which
would
be
more
sensible
and
accurate.
Just
Swallow
Squirt.
Or,
to
give
it
its
full
title:
Elegant
Angel's
Swallow
Squirt.
So
called
because
the
content
here
consists
of
material
taken
from
Elegant
Angel's
Swallow
My
Squirt
series
(which,
the
last
time
we
checked,
was
up
to
five
installments).
These
movies--and
hence,
all
the
movies
on
this
site--deal
with
girls
who
ejaculate,
most
often
in a
guy's
face,
after
fucking
in
all
the
usual
positions. So
it
really
is
more
like
"Squirt
on
My
Face"
since
female
ejaculation
(whatever
you
want
to
say
about
it)
is a
messy
business.
It's
not
like
a
guy's
cumshot,
which
can
be
directed
by
using
our
long
rifled
barrels.
When
a
girl
squirt
it
literally
goes
all
over
the
place,
and
not
right
into
somebody's
mouth.
Even
if
they've
got
their
mouth
wide
open
right
in
front
of
the
girl's
pussy.
Which
may
be
why
in a
number
of
the
movies
here
they
actually
use
a
funnel
to
try
and
catch
the
blast.
Which
may
seem
to
make
sense
but
in
practice
it
still
doesn't
work
very
well.
The
squirt
still
goes
flying
off
in
all
directions,
and a
funnel
doesn't
do a
very
good
job
unless
you're
talking
about
a
lot
more
fluid
than
even
these
girls
have
got. Anyhow,
that's
the
kind
of
action
you're
going
to
see.
Wet
and
pretty
nasty.
The
girls
include
Tiana
Lynn,
Cytherea,
Ariana
Jolie
and Flower
Tucci
(who
has
her
own
site
now).
They
had
16
episodes
up
when
we
visited,
but
it
had
just
launched. Obviously
the
main
thing
to
note
about
this
site
is
that
it's
part
of
the BrainPass
network
so
you're
getting
a
lot
more
bang
for
your
buck.
The
layout
is
the
same
as
for
all
the
BrainPass
sites,
so
see
our
review
of
the
network
for
a
breakdown.
Basically
you
can
download
each
scene
in a
number
of
small
clips
at
various
different
resolutions
or
as a
full-length
high-res,
DVD
quality
file.
Each
scene
also
comes
with
a
set
of
vidcaps.
No
photo
galleries
or
extras
of
any
kind.
Basically
BrainPass
is
kind
of
like
a
DVD
download
site
now
except
they
break
things
up
by
scene
and
not
by
DVD.
Plus
they
have
some
Montreal-based
porn
that's
not
from
DVDs
(like
Real
Squirt,
their
other
female
ejaculation
site).
But
that's
getting
us
away
from
this
site.
Which
is a
collection
of
scenes
ripped
from
a
line
of
DVDs. So
there's
no
question
it's
a
good
deal
because
BrainPass
is a
good
deal.
As
for
this
individual
site,
we
liked
the
fetish
and
thought
it
was
a
nasty
concept
well
presented.
Our
only
problem
was
that
some
of
the
video
we
downloaded
seemed
to
have
glitches
in
it
that
caused
it
to
fuck
up
during
playback.
Like
when
the
soundtrack
keeps
going
but
the
video
starts
and
stops
and
starts
again.
This
pissed
us
off
and
we
hope
they
fix
it.
Otherwise
it
was
a
solid
site. |
