| Review:
Sybian
is
actually
a
brand
name
for
the
cock-in-a-saddle
device
with
a
remote
that
controls
the
vibrations
speed.
They
are
probably
a
pretty
good
masturbation
device--the
woman-on-top
position
is a
favourite
among
most
ladies,
and
we've
seen
many
Sybian
movies
where
it
looks
like
the
girl
is
really
orgasming--but
their
use
in
pornography
(as,
one
suspects,
quite
a
bit
of
their
use
in
real
life)
is
obviously
as a
kind
of
spectator
sport,
like
riding
those
mechanical
bulls
used
to
be
in
country
and
western
bars
(a
not
inappropriate
simile--and
what
would
those
ersatz
latter-day
cowboys
in
their
denim
and
silly
hats
think
if
they
knew
people
were
watching
them
thinking
they
were
riding
a
giant
plastic
prong
that
was
vibrating
up
their
lanky
asses?). Anyway,
returning
to
the
bit
about
Sybian-riding
being
a
spectator
sport
we
do
have
to
register
one
obvious
complaint
about
Sybian
movies,
which
is
that
they
are
not
easy
machines
to
film
in
action.
Really,
most
good
masturbation
scenes
have
the
girl
with
her
legs
spread
so
that
camera
can
go
right
up
between
her
legs
while
a
dildo
sloshes
in
and
out.
You
can't
do
that
with
a
Sybian
because
the
girl
is
sitting
right
on
top
of
the
damn
thing.
And
while
she
can
bend
waaaaaaaaaay
back
and
rub
herself,
it
seems
pretty
clear
that
this
isn't
the
best
way
to
get
off. Which
is a
long
way
of
saying
that
while
we
think
Sybians
are
pretty
cool
machines
and
we
enjoy
watching
girls
riding
them,
this
kind
of
action
is
pretty
limited
and
can
get
old
pretty
fast. This
site
features
"Sybian
Solos."
Well
duh.
Of
course
they're
solo.
At
least
we
haven't
seen
any
Sybians
with
dual-mountings
so
two
girls
can
get
on
at
once.
Or,
for
that
matter,
double-dildos
for
single
girl
double
penetrations.
And
why
not?
Come
on
people,
get
working
on
it!
So
what
you
get
here
is a
single
girl
starting
off
with
a
bit
of a
strip-tease
out
of
some
sexy
lingerie
and
then
hopping
on
the
Sybian
and
riding
it
for
a
while
in
different
positions.
Or
really
just
the
one
position
but
filmed
from
different
directions.
Like
we
said,
there's
not
much
you
can
really
do
with
the
thing
except
sit
on
it
and
maybe
pump
up
and
down
a
bit
(the
machine
itself
doesn't
pump
but
rather
vibrates). And
that's
about
it.
Each
movie
runs
10-15
minutes
and
comes
with
a
bunch
of
vidcaps.
Fifteen
episodes
up
when
we
visited,
adding
a
new
one
every
week
(at
least
that's
what
they
say
their
schedule
will
be
moving
forward,
we
visited
just
after
launch
and
the
fifteen
episodes
had
all
basically
been
added
in
the
previous
month).
The
models
are
above
average,
including
the
delicious
Eufrat
and
Veronika
de
Souza.
Layout
is
the
same
as
for
all
the Premium
Pass
sites
(the
network
of
which
this
is a
part).
Which
means
you
can
stream
or
download
mpeg,
Windows
Media,
and
portable
formats
in
high
and
low
res
or
just
download
the
whole
scene
in a
large,
high-def
version
(2000
kb/s,
720x480). This
isn't
too
bad
a
site,
and
the
main
reason
we're
not
giving
it a
great
score
is
because
it
had
just
launched
a
week
before
we
reviewed
it
so
they
didn't
have
much
content
up
yet.
However,
they
were
adding
a
new
clip
weekly
and
they
have
some
high
quality
video
and nice
looking
girls.
And
best
of
all
is
the
fact
that
it's
part
of
the
Premium
Pass
network
so
in
addition
to
the
machine
sex
you
also
get
a
whole
lot
of
other
stuff
to
look
at.
We'd
say
it's
just
so-so
for
Sybian
fans.
The
problem
is
they
stick
too
much
to a
routine.
The
episodes
are
all
pretty
much
the
same.
But
as
bonus
content
for
this
network
it's
a
good
deal. |
