| Review:
(Note:
In
2008
all
of
the
Perfect
Gonzo
sites,
of
which
this
is
one,
upgraded
their
video
to
1080p
HD
at
8000
kb/s
as
their
highest
option.
The
"high
quality"
version
is
also
excellent
at
960x540
and
3000
kb/s,
but
if
you
want
the
HD
you'd
better
make
sure
you
have
a
very
fast
connection.
Movies
can
be
up
to 2
Gb.-Eds.)
This
was
a
disappointing
site.
The
first
really
disappointing
site
we've
reviewed
by
the Perfect
Gonzo
people
(producers
of All
Internal,
Ass
Traffic,
Give
Me
Pink,
Prime
Cups,
etc.,
etc.).
There
are
two
main
reasons
why
we
felt
let
down
this
time.
But
first
we'll
just
cut-and-paste
our
usual
primer
on
how
the
site
itself
is
laid
out
(since,
as
you
know,
all
their
sites
work
the
same
way):
Updates
occur
daily
with
a
new
installment
in
an
exclusive
video
that,
when
it's
finished,
runs
around
35-40
minutes.
Each
movie
has
8
parts
of
about
4
minutes
each.
On
the
ninth
day
they
post
the
full
movie
as a
single
file.
You
can
download
the
movies
in a
variety
of
formats
(high,
medium
and
low),
with
the
best
being
the
impressive
"DVD-quality"
full
files
(better
than
the
high-quality
individual
segments
at
1500
kb/s
and
512x384,
but
be
advised
these
are
large
files,
running
anywhere
from
300
to
nearly
600
megs).
Individual
clips
are
approximately
30
megs
for
the
best
playback
,
which
is
around
800
kb/s.
The
medium
is
typical
reality-porn
quality
(500
kb/s,
320x240)
and
the
low
is
an
animated
postage
stamp
for
people
with
modems).
Around
200
vidcaps/screenshots
and
30
still
photos
per
episode
are
also
included.
The
stills
are
nice
as
well,
in
1024x768
format,
and
the
vidcaps
are
definitely
superior
to
your
average
screen
grabs.
As
for
the
content
here,
it's
the
usual
"elegant
gonzo"
look.
All
boy-girl
and
boy-boy-girl
hardcore
fucking.
Lots
of
gaping
assholes
and
cum
swallowing.
A
bit
of
toy-play.
Even
a
bit
of
bondage
in
one
set.
And
another
set
featuring
one
of
the
stupidest
porn
stunts
we've
seen
in a
long
time
. .
. 
Happy
Birthday
to. .
. YOU!!
(By
the
way,
those
are
sparklers.
They
aren't
blowing
flames
out
of
their
ass.) At
the
time
of
our
visit
they
were
up
to
20
full
episodes
and
33
"bonus"
episodes
(these
are
other
hardcore
teen
movies
they've
grabbed
from
somewhere
else). OK,
on
to
the
reasons
why
we
felt
let
down
this
time.
(1)
Misleading
advertising.
And
no,
we're
not
talking
about
the
fact
that
this
site
has
"teen"
in
its
name
and
we
have
serious
doubts
whether
any
of
these
girls
are
teens.
Of
course
maybe
we're
wrong,
maybe
they're
all
teens.
But
they
don't
look
like
teens
to
us. No,
what
we're
objecting
to
here
is
the
"tamed"
part.
This
implies
a
certain--how
shall
we
put
it?--forcefulness
to
the
sex.
We
expected
to
see
girls,
perhaps
not
entirely
willingly,
being
put
through
the
paces.
Such
an
expectation
was
inspired
not
just
by
the
name
of
the
site,
but
by
the
promotional
rhetoric:
"You
know
some
girls
think
they're
born
to
be
treated
like
a
queen.
We
think
they're
born
to
be
fucked
like
whores.
That's
exactly
what
TamedTeens
is
all
about.
We
teach
these
snobbish
sluts
some
manners
and
we
do
it
so
they
will
never
forget
their
lesson."
"'Tamed'
--
brought
from
wildness
into
a
domesticated
state;
submissive;
docile;
fawning.
This
is
exactly
what
TamedTeens.com
is
all
about.
Brand
new
teen
girls
get initiated
into
porn
by
getting
the
fucking
of a
lifetime.
Watch
these
fresh
faces
get
their
holes
stuffed
by
large
cocks
and
get
fed
gallons
of
cum.
After
we
are
done
with
these
wild
teens
they
will
know
what
porn
is
all
about.
You
will
be
amazed
how
a snobbish
little
slut
that
thought
she
ought
to
be
treated
like
a
princess
can
turn
into
a submissive
little
whore
that
begs
for
her
ass
to
be
fucked
harder.
We
tame
a
new
teen
every
week,
only
at TamedTeens."
"Who's
your
daddy,
bitch?"
the
title
bar
reads.
Yes,
we're
going
to
see
some
teenies
being
"initiated
into
porn,"
doing
their
"first
porn
scene"
and really
getting
broken
in.
Right?
Wrong.
There's
really
nothing
like
that
going
on
at
all.
Aside
from
the
fact
that
we
doubt
this
is
the
first
time
any
of
these
girls
has
done
porn,
there
is
no
drama
to
go
with
the
fucking.
No
playing
up
the
"treat
the
snobby
princess
like
a
trashy
slut
whore"
angle.
It's
just
a
quick
introduction
("What's
your
name?
How
old
are
you?"
Answer--all
together
now!--19!)
followed
by some
straight-ahead
fucking.
Which
is
fine,
but
kind
of
sucks
if
you
were
expecting
something
more.
As
it
is,
this
site
doesn't
really
have
much
an
identity
at
all.
(2)
Judgments
like
these
are
always
subjective,
but
we
really
thought
this
was
the
poorest
line-up
of
model
talent
we've
seen
from
these
guys. Yeah,
there
were
some
cuties,
but
we
didn't
think
there
were
any
drop-dead
babes.
Of
course,
maybe
that
judgment
has
something
to
do
with
the
way
the
videos
are
produced.
To
be
honest,
we
don't
think
it
helps
the
girls
look
their
best.
The
distortion
they
get
on
close-ups
with
the
camera
they
use,
which
makes
the
girls'
tits
look
so
fucking
big,
also
has
the
effect
of
making
their
noses
seem
like
bananas.
And
why
do
they
have
to
wear
such
thick
fucking
make-up?
After
all,
if
they're
teens
(ha-ha)
they
don't
really
need
it,
do
they?
Anyway,
that's
our
take
on
it.
Not
a
bad
site.
Lots
of
exclusive,
high-quality,
gonzo-style
fucking.
But
nothing
special
about
it
either.
In
our
opinion
it's
definitely
the
lamest
site
put
out
by
this
crew.
That
still
makes
it
better
than
most
other
standard
hardcore
sites,
but
when
you
have
a
track
record
that
raises
expectations
you
have
to
live
up
to
your
reputation. |
