| Review:
Believe
it
or
not,
this
is
actually
our
third
go
at a
review
of
Tera
Patrick's
official
site.
Not
because
the
site
itself
keeps
changing,
as
because
it
keeps
migrating.
Originally
Tera
was
a
contract
star
with
Digital
Playground
and
they
ran
her
site.
It
was
pretty
much
a
complete
piece
of
shit.
Then
she
fell
in
with
the Club
Jenna
crowd
(subsequently
bought
out
by
Playboy)
and
her
site
was
called
Club
Tera.
That
site
wasn't
very
good
either.
Anyway,
apparently
she's
suing
those
people
now
for
failing
to
account
for
and
pay
royalties
for
money
that
site
made.
Bottom
line
is
she's
split
with
them
and
now
she's
hooked
up
with
the
folks
at
Gamma
Entertainment
for
this
latest
incarnation:
TeraPatrick.com.
Though
we
visited
this
site
as
soon
as
it
launched,
they
hit
the
ground
running
with
a
lot
of
content.
There
were
around
50
movies
(and
by
"movie"
we
mean
full
DVDs,
not
scenes)
and
over
100
galleries
of
pics.
Now
one
thing
we
should
say
right
away
is
that
the
content
here
is
not
all
Tera.
Tera's
movies
are
movies
produced
by
Tera's
company,
and
she
stars
in
them,
but
she
isn't
in
every
scene.
And
not
all
of
the
photo
galleries
are
of
her
either.
In
other
words,
if
all
you
want
is
Tera,
Tera,
Tera
(to
borrow
the
name
of
one
of
her
DVDs),
you'll
find
there's
a
lot
of
extra
stuff
here
that
you
may
not
be
interested
in.
But
who's
going
to
argue
with
getting
more
skin?
And
if
what
you
want
is
more
you're
going
to
get
a
lot
more
with
this
site
because
for
the
first
time
it's
being
offered
as
part
of a
network
deal.
Specifically
it's
part
of
the
Fame
Digital
package
that
also
includes
such
studio
fare
as
the
Peter
North
and
Silvia
Saint
sites
(for
more
info
on
the
network
see
our
review
of Devil's
Film).
So
you're
definitely
getting
more
bang
for
your
buck.
The
tech
specs
are
the
same
as
for
the
other
Fame
network
sites.
Pics
are
good
studio
sets,
1200
pixels.
The
movies
can
be
streamed
or
downloaded
in
one
of
two
formats:
a
low-res
(320x240,
800
kb/s)
or
high-res
(720x480,
2000
kb/s)
Windows
Media
version.
There's
no
DRM
so
you
get
to
keep
everything
(a
big
upgrade
over
Tera's
two
previous
official
sites).
As
far
as
what
you're
going
to
see:
No
surprises.
It's
all
stuff
taken
from
DVDs
put
out
by
Tera's
production
company.
We
weren't
sure
what
the
difference
was
between
the
movies
labeled
"Best
of
Tera"
and
"Tera
Exclusive."
The
latter
appears
to
be
behind-the-scenes
footage,
but
it
also
comes
from
a
line
of
DVDs
(Tera's
Photo
Shoots
and It's
Play
Time).
With
the
videos
featuring
Tera
herself,
most
of
the
time,
as
you'll
know
if
you're
a
fan,
she's
fucking
her
hubby
Evan
Seinfeld
(who
goes
by
the
ridiculous
porn
name
Spyder
Jonez).
He's
the
guy
with
all
the
tattoos.
Production
qualities
are
good.
Tera
of
course
is
beautiful,
though
we
liked
her
with
natural
tits
a
bit
better.
And
to
be
honest
she's
not
a
really
intense
performer.
There's
something
kind
of
aloof
about
her
on-screen
presence.
Oh
well.
You
can't
have
everything.
At
the
time
of
launch
we
weren't
sure
how
much
of a
personal
presence
Tera
was
going
to
have
on
the
site.
Live
shows
were
advertised
as
"coming
in
2008,"
which
is
kind
of a
broad
window.
There
is a
journal
that
seems
to
be
updating
with
comments
and
pics
from
Tera's
appearances
at
public
events,
and
there's
a
forum
and
an
Ask
Tera
feature
that
might
get
active.
But
there
didn't
seem
to
be a
lot
of
stuff
up
yet
that
would
be
new
for
long-time
Tera
fans.
Overall
this
is a
big
improvement
over
Tera's
previous
official
sites,
if
only
because
you
finally
get
to
download
everything.
And
the
fact
that
it
comes
as
part
of a
very
solid
network
is a
huge
bonus.
As
time
goes
by
the
main
thing
we'd
like
to
see
is
whether
Tera
herself
really
gets
active
with
doing
the
site.
Right
now
it's
mostly
a
collection
of
DVDs.
Nothing
wrong
with
that,
but
fans
might
be
looking
for
something
more.
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