| Review:
We
should
begin
by
saying
we
don't
know
why
this
guy
(and
hence
this
site)
is
called
The
Minion.
His
"other"
nom
de
porn
seems
to
be
Sleazy
D.
He
is,
presumably,
a
fellow
with
some
higher
connections
in
the
porn
business
and
the
concept
here
is
that
girls
who
want
to
break
into
that
business
have
to
first
put
out
for
him.
That
much
is
standard
casting-couch
fantasy.
The
hook
is
that
he
is
not
your
standard
stunt
dick.
Oh
no.
He's
a
fat,
hairy
guy
with
a
small
dick
and
an
insatiable
appetite,
not
for
pussy,
but
for
junk
food. So
what
you
really
have
is a
Wet
and
Messy
(WAM)
fetish
site,
where
the
Minion
and
his
wannabe
starlets
(actually,
you'll
probably
recognize
most
of
the
names)
roll
around
and
get
covered
in
food
while
they're
fucking.
Despite
the
fact
that
this
is a
Dogfart
site,
the
Minion
himself
isn't
a
sleazy,
dominating
jerk
but
sort
of a
jolly
fat
guy
who
makes
the
girls
laugh.
He
worries
about
his
cholesterol
levels
and
snorts
a
lot
of
coke.
He
also
has
a
giant,
disgusting
hairy
ass
that
the
director
feels
some
need
to
draw
our
attention
to.
We
could
have
lived
without
that
image. Of
course
it's
always
kind
of
hard
to
judge
these
novelty
sites
since
the
whole
point
isn't
to
be
sexy
so
much
as
to
just
do
something
weird
and
make
you
laugh.
In a
way,
despite
the
explicit
sex,
it's
not
even
porn
at
all.
The
girls
spend
almost
as
much
time
feeding
the
Minion
as
they
do
sucking
his
dick.
The
sex
itself
is
messy
(though
the
Minion
uses
a
condom),
and
usually
ends
with
an
unimpressive
pop
shot
as
the
girl
gets
it
in
the
mouth.
Oh
well.
The
amount
of
calories
she's
getting
is
nothing
to
what
he
consumes. As
you
can
imagine,
the
content
is
all
exclusive.
Updates
once
a
week.
Layout
and
specs
are
the
same
as
for
all
the
Dogfart
sites.
You
can
download
the
episodes
in
high
and
medium-resolution
versions,
with
the
high
being
640x480
and
1500
kb/s.
Vidcaps
and
production
stills
are
also
included
with
each
scene.
Over
60
episodes
up
when
we
visited,
around
25
minutes
per
episode.
Like
all
the
Dogfart
productions
it's
pricey,
and
this
time
the
price
point
is
harder
to
justify
given
there's
nothing
really
extreme
about
the
fetish. The
food
angle
is
well
done,
for
those
of
you
who
like
that
kind
of
thing.
Otherwise
the
site
is different,
but
not
all
that
different.
It's
funny,
but
not
that
funny.
The
sex
is
twisted
because
of
the
food
and
the
fact
that
the
Minion
is
pretty
gross,
but
for
most
people
it's
probably
not
going
to
work
as
jack
material. This
is,
of
course,
the
big
catch
when
it
comes
to
novelty
sites.
It
may
be
interesting,
but
if
you're
looking
for
something
to
jerk
off
to
--
and
that
is
the
point
when
we're
talking
about
porn
--
then
. .
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