Type of Site: Fetish
Address: www.thepantycollector.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month
Date of Review: 
June, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

There was a story we were reading online a while back about how they have vending machines in Japan that used to sell used (soiled) schoolgirl panties. In order to get rid of them they passed a law saying vending machines could only sell new items. We're not sure how this played out, but it's likely sales took a hit. For whatever reason, part of the panty fetish seems to involve panties that are demonstrably unclean. Stains, skidmarks, crusties, you name it. 

Anyway, here comes a big time bias alert: Personally, we find the whole business of fetishizing cruddy stained panties to be disgusting. Definitely not our thing. But for those of you tortured souls who do get off on this kind of action, we have gone into the lair of the beast to bring you back this report.

Probably the first thing to note is that the site is simply laid out in two sections. First is the exclusive "Panty Collector Series." This features the adventures of a Russian blonde named Katja who is really into dirty panties. How much? This much:

Panties worn over 12 days are my ultimate fantasy. However I cannot touch, sniff, lick or masturbate with these panties during these 12 days. Normally I am not able to control myself that long hihi, but for this once in a lifetime journey I just had to. Yes it was hard, very hard. Every day I felt my panty getting sticker, dirtier, smellier and tastier. You can imagine how unbelievable good the panty felt against my pussy. It felt like heaven. I even had to control myself from getting orgasms just of feeling that sticky dirty panty against my soft wet pussy, it was so difficult. However: I managed to control myself for 15 days and you are about to see what happened to me then. Thinking about it alone makes me cum over and over again. Step into my ultimate panty fetish fantasy.

So for all you soiled-panty lovers out there, rejoice. You've found a girl who shares your heart's desire.

The Panty Collector Series contains 10 video episodes of around 10 minutes each. The good news is that there are high and low-resolution versions available for download, with the high-res being a whopping 720x480 and 3800 kb/s Windows Media file. That was much, much better than we were expecting. We figured any site with video that good would be playing it up more on the tour. The bad news is we're not sure how much they're updating this section. As noted, there were only 10 episodes up when we visited. We checked some reviews from other reviews sites written a couple of months before us and they said the same. And since nothing is dated, it kind of looks like the series is finished. We did note, however, that a new episode is supposedly "comming soon (sic)". We just can't tell you when that will be.

The action in the movies is pretty good. Panty sniffing, panty stuffing, panty licking, etc. Production values are just so-so. Some of the sound synchronization was off. Didn't look like they had much of a budget to play with. The really weird part, however, was the way they handle the language problem. As we began by pointing out, this is a Russian site, with the usual misspellings and malapropisms (for example, "category" is spelled "catagory" throughout). And Katja, who is the star,  doesn't speak good English. This leads to some very interesting and (in our experience) original solutions to the language barrier. In the Introduction, for example, there's actually a voice-over narration! Unfortunately, they've got Katja doing the voice-over and she's really, really struggling while obviously reading a script. Which is painful to listen to. Then Katja starts speaking in Russian. Go figure. At the beginning of the next scene Katja informs us that the girl she's about to meet is Russian "so I speak Russian to her." This is a friendly warning, letting you know that you aren't going to be able to understand Jack Shit that's being said in the movie that follows. But not to worry, because . . . they've provided subtitles! Incredible. There's a whole little story they follow through. And it's not even that bad.

So that's the Panty Collector Series. The other part of the site is called the Panty Collection. What you have here are some bonus non-exclusive panty movies (not as good video quality) and lots of photo galleries. Mostly teens rolling around on a bed masturbating in their panties. At least it's all niche-oriented, but it also looks kind of cheap. The pics are big, but were frequently oddly cropped (like cutting off half the watermark, or someone's face, etc.). They say this area updates daily, and from our visit that seemed right. But really we just felt this was like a bonus area. OK if you just want a ton of generic panty content, but it's not as special as the Katja series.

Navigation and design were kind of clunky. There were some dud links. The "Forum" link on the main members page actually kicks you back out to the Welcome page. You can get to the Forum, but only from the side menu inside the Panty Collection area. Not that we're suggesting you go there, since there was only one message posted by one registered user (Katja) when we visited. The Story link wasn't active. Not sure if they're planning on adding anything there or not. In fact, we weren't sure about a lot of things here. 

So: High marks for high-quality original video, and a decent collection of bonus content that really digs into its niche. But eyebrows raised at whether this is all there is, and a bit of disappointment at how it's been slapped together. For this price, even given the fact that this is a pretty narrow fetish, we would expect more. And yet it's clear from the way they've handled the language problem in the movies that they're making a real effort. Obviously it all comes down to whether you're a panty fanatic or not. Because if you are then this is probably worth it just for the Panty Collector Series. And if you're not then this site will have nothing to interest you at all.

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