Vidcap gallery previews: POV handjob, working it, in the tub, cum in the sun. And a pic of the day.

Type of Site: Amateur
Address: www.wackmymeat.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month
Date of Review: 
July, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

This is a tough site to give a grade to. Here's why: Our general rule when reviewing sites that are part of a network is to try (as much as possible) to review them each independently. Thus, networks like All Sites Access and BrainPass get top scores, even though some of the individual sites that are included in your membership kind of suck.

Wack My Meat puts us in a similar position. Except it's really not an independent site at all. It's more like a category within My-Sex-Life.com. My Sex Life is the official site of super-amateur Lori Anderson, and it's really very good. This is because Lori herself and her hubby/stunt dick Ed put so much into it. They have to be one of the hardest working amateur couples in porn, and it shows.

The navigation from the main members area at My Sex Life is mainly done through a left-hand side menu with a bunch of different categories of content to choose from. Categories like Solo, Glamour, Hardcore, Fetish, Blowjobs, etc. One of these categories is "Handjobs." If you click on that you get the content associated with Wack My Meat. You don't really go to another site, though they do have headers and buttons that make it look that way.

So this is all handjob (or, as it is frequently misspelled in the graphics, "hanjob") material. What you're getting are 18 handjob scenes, all starring Lori stroking and rubbing and pulling her man to a gooey release. Nothing is dated so we're not sure how often they're adding stuff. Each scene also comes with a descriptive story and a series of vidcaps (check the preview galleries above to see what they look like). The movies are all Windows Media, and are formatted at 320x240 and 1000 kb/s. The most recent four, however, also came with a more impressive 640x480 and 3000 kb/s high-res option which we hope is the new standard. It looks very good, but we noticed that when Lori's hand starts pumping quickly on Ed's cock the picture dissolves a bit. 

The handjob technique looked good, though we did wonder why Lori wasn't working the prostate a bit more and licking the cum off her fingers at the end. As for filming, it's what you expect from an amateur couple. A fixed camera position (either Ed shooting it POV, or having it set up in position with someone controlling the zoom), and no editing. But we still liked it. Lori is just a great performer and works the camera well. And Ed holds up his end too. At least when he shaves his pubes he has the sense to shave the rest of his body as well. We are so sick of smooth ball sacks and hairy legs and bellies. It just looks ridiculous. If guys are going to shave like the ladies, they're going to have shave it all. 

So now we have the problem with giving it a grade. We love Lori's stuff, and when we reviewed My Sex Life we gave it an 8. If we were judging this site on its own . . . well, we like it but it's just 18 handjob clips. We don't know why they splinter their content up into so many little niches with different entry points. It seems deliberately confusing. Bottom line: If you like Lori, you'll get more of her here. But if you're just looking for a handjob site you're probably going to feel let down.

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