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(Note: This sites is no longer updating. You should
look at now as bonus content coming with a Paid Members Only membership-Eds.)
Wasted Whores. "Where drunk chicks get fucked."
Well, who would've known?
We'll start off with some general comments on this network of sites.
When you access the Members Entrance you are taken directly to a network
menu for "Paid Members Only" ("the biggest site for adult
entertainment online!"). The line-up changes a bit, so see what's
on
tap
before
you
buy.
All the sites have the same basic layout. A header frame with a drop-down
menu lets you easily navigate between the different sites. You don't
even have to re-enter your password. It worked very well. Also running
across the top of the main pages of each site is a menu of extras. These
include: Live Shows, Sexy Chat, Naughty Stories, E-zines, Extreme Pics .
. . yawn, etc., etc.
If you told us you were interested in any of these we wouldn't
believe you. Yes it's the usual filler, hosted off-site. We clicked on a
couple of the links to check. And we were told we need authorization.
Whatever. It's not as though we cared.
Back to the stuff you came for.
These are all primarily movie sites. The
pics you get are all vidcaps, and not very good vidcaps at that. The
movies (wmv's and mpegs) can all be viewed as Low Resolution and High Resolution
streams, or downloaded in decent (but not spectacular) clips. Each scene
is divided into clips of around 5 minutes each (15-30 megs). You can't
download full scenes.
The type of action is typical couch porn. We just made that up. Couch
porn. No special kinky fetish, no style, no production values. Just a
guy and a girl, or two guys and a girl, or two girls and a guy, having
sex on a couch. From now on we're going to refer to the male
talent in these movies as "cock potatoes".
Wasted Whores is probably the best of these sites. It's also the only
one we thought was shooting most of its own stuff. We're not so sure
about the other sites. But even here there is a bunch of Drunk Spring Break
Girls video that is licensed. And we aren't talking about a lot of
content to begin with.
The concept is basic reality porn. A guy (name: Easton) picks hot
drunk chicks up in his SUV and takes him back to his apartment (wherein
lies . . . the couch!) and proceeds to take advantage of their
advanced state of inebriation. Sometimes there are two girls. Sometimes
there are two guys. Turn your speakers off if you don't want to listen
to their troglodyte banter.
The girls are actually pretty cute, by reality porn standards. Most
of the time they look like they're half-asleep (or even all asleep). But
there is something sexy about sleeping hotties. And if you've
ever fantasized about drugging some chick and then having your way with
her you'll probably turn on to this action pretty quickly.
Only 8 exclusive girls when we visited. Updates were occurring
weekly, but all of the most recent ones were from a Drunk Spring Break
Girls tape. That is not a good sign.
For now this is your basic low-budget reality porn movie site without
a whole lot of content. Go with the trial. The site tour gives you a fair idea of what you
can expect. We'd make sure they're sticking with the updates though.
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