| Review:
Hmmmm.
"We
Need
New
Talents."
We're
going
to
make
a
grammatical
assumption
that
"talent"
refers
to
female
performers.
And
then
we're
going
to
assume
that
the
people
doing
this
site
aren't
that
comfortable
with
English.
Which
probably
means
the
"talents"
don't
speak
English
at
all.
So
what
other
talents
might
these
talents
have? You
are
about
to
find
out,
because
this
site
cheerfully
offers
up
the
lamest,
let
us
emphasize
that,
the
lamest
concept
in
reality
porn.
You
see,
as
the
site
puts
it,
these
girls
"come
to
the
casting
to
prove
their
abilities."
Oh .
. .
so
it's
like
they're
trying
out
for
a
porn
movie! Lame.
Really
lame.
This
concept
is
so
fucking
played. OK,
so
what
you
get
is a
guy
with
incredibly
bad
facial
hair
sitting
behind
a
desk
as a
girl
comes
in
and
he
asks
her
name
and
her
age.
One
girl
says
"nineteen"
and
then
dissolves
into
giggles.
Hey!
What's
so
fucking
funny,
honey?
Are
you
saying
that
maybe
you're
not
nineteen?
Do
you
remember
the
BangBus
episode
where
they
ask
the
girl
her
age
and
she
says
"sevent---
"
and
then
the
tape
cuts
and
they
start
it
up
again
with
a
clumsy
edit
and
she
says
"eighteen"?
These
are
some
of
the Great
Moments
in
Pornography. From
this
mild
intro
the
budding
starlet
proceeds
to
take
off
her
clothes
(it's
not
really
a
strip),
and
gets
directed
to
the
casting
couch.
Except
it's
not
a
couch.
In
fact
it
look
suspiciously
like
a
blue
blanket
that
someone
has
folded
up
and
spread
on
the
floor.
We
Also
Need
New
Budgets. Still
reading?
Well,
to
be
fair
this
is
isn't
a
bad
site.
It's
part
of
the
TeenCoreClub
(for
general
comments
on
these
sites
see
our
review
of White
Teens
Black
Cocks),
so
the
video
is
first-rate
(1100
kb/s
and
640x480)
and
the
girls
are
fine.
Teens
without
tattoos!
When
was
the
last
time
you
saw
any
of
them
on
the
Internet?
No
wonder
they
don't
speak
English. When
we
visited
they
were
up
to
31
casting
videos
of
around
30
minutes
each.
Action
is
pretty
straightforward
one-on-one
boy-girl
fucking.
Same
as
the
other
sites
in
this
network
really.
Not
much
pussy
eating
or
kinky
fetish.
No
lesbian.
Single
set.
Good
lighting
and
sound.
No
idea
what
the
update
schedule
is
because
nothing
is
dated.
From
looking
at
older
reviews
of
all
of
these
sites
it
looks
like
they
are
updating,
but
we
have
no
idea
how
often
or
how
regularly. We
can't
give
this
a
great
mark
because,
despite
being
exclusive,
it's
just
too damn
generic.
Unlike
the
better
TeenCore
sites,
like
Teach
My
Ass
and White
Teens
Black
Cocks,
this
one
doesn't
have
a
particular
fetish.
Auditioning
isn't
a
fetish.
It's
just
a
dull
excuse
to
present
girls
taking
off
their
clothes
and
fucking.
No
question
there's
some
nice
stuff
here,
quality
girls
and
quality
video.
But
it's
too
pricey
and
way
too
unimaginative
for
us. |
