| Review:
Un-fucking-believable
that
they
managed
to
get
this
domain
name.
You've
got
to
figure
"Yanks.com"
is
really
in
demand.
It's
short
and
snappy
and
it
could
mean
just
about
anything.
We
were
really
pleased
to
see
that
the
reviewer
over
at
Self
Lover's
World
(link
below)
mentioned
the
cheesy
Richard
Gere
movie
of
the
same
name.
That
was
the
first
thing
we
thought
of
too.
And
yet
how
many
people
saw
that
movie?
20?
It
had
something
to
do
with
American
soldiers
stationed
in
England
during
WW2. Anyway,
the
point
is
the
word
"Yanks"
could
refer
to
Americans,
or
it
could
have
something
to
do
with
masturbating.
Sort
of
like
"jerking
off."
But
different. You
know,
to
be
perfectly
honest,
it
isn't
a
name
that
has
a
lot
to
do
with
sex.
Or
porn.
And
this
site
doesn't
have
much
to
do
with
jerking
off,
except
for
the
fact
that
jerking
off
is
the
point
of
most
porn.
Instead
it's
a
"celebration"
of
female
masturbation.
And
there
isn't
much
yanking
involved
when
women
masturbate.
So
to
make
it
look
like
the
name
means
something
they've
got
a
logo
that
looks
like
a
patriotic
Pepsi
swirl
and
a
model
on
the
main
page
wrapped
in
the
old red-white-and-blue.
Kind
of
silly
really.
Especially
when
the
girls
have
hometowns
like
Cartagena
and
the
Czech
Republic
(which
isn't
a
town). Holy
fuck
is
this
review
every
getting
sidetracked!
Here's
what
we're
trying
to
say:
This
is a
real
catchy
name
for
a
site,
but
it
doesn't
really
mean
anything
and
it
probably
results
in
these
guys
getting
a
shitload
of
accidental
traffic
from
people
who
are
looking
for
info
on
that
Richard
Gere
movie,
or
at
least
something
other
than
chicks
tossing
themselves
off. Anyhow,
moving
right
along,
this
site
(which
originally
went
by
the
full
name
Yanks
Alternative
Nation)
is
the
brainchild
of
Todd
and
Billie
(a
man
and
a
woman),
two
bartenders
from
Southern
California.
Their
goal
is
to
bring
"the
best,
most
authentic
female
masturbation
material
on
the
Internet":
"Celebrating
women
celebrating
themselves."
They
also
run
a
bunch
of
other
masturbation-related
sites
on
the
Net
(for
an
extra
$10
you
get
access
to
all
of
them),
including
solonation.com
(a
"masturbation
community"),
clubstroke.com
(male
masturbation
paysite),
and
masturbationpage.com
(a
sort
of
masturbation
info
site).
Obviously
these
people
are
really
into
masturbation.
Of
course,
given
their
target
audience
most
of
what
they
say
will
be
preaching
to
the
choir,
but
there's
nothing
wrong
with
that. There
were
71
"Yanks
Girls"
when
we
visited,
each
with
a
photoset
(or
several),
video,
and
interviews.
These
interviews
take
two
forms:
a
video
interview
as
well
as a
four-page
questionnaire
or
"masturbation
biography"
where
the
model
talks
a
bit
about
when
she
first
masturbated,
how
she
does
it,
whether
she
likes
girls
(no,
we're
not
sure
what
that
has
to
do
with
anything),
etc.
This
questionnaire
is
reproduced
as a
photo
gallery
(actual
pictures
of
the
filled-in
pages),
which
was
weird
but
worked.
Don't
know
why,
but
getting
to
see
the
girl's
handwriting
actually
meant
something
to
us.
Anyway,
the
intro
to
the
questionnaire
lays
out
the
site
philosophy.
Todd
and
Billie
are
interested
in
"authenticity,
not
fake
and
overdone
Penthouse
forum
stories."
Get
it?
These
are
real
girls,
and they're
not
faking
it! Did
we
buy
it?
Well,
some
of
it.
The
interviews
seemed
quite
authentic,
though
this
also
made
some
of
them
banal.
And
some
of
the
masturbations
looked
pretty
real.
But
Taylor
St.
Claire
isn't
exactly
the
girl
next
door
either,
and
her
video
appeared
to
be
more
of a
performance.
Which
is
actually
the
way
we
like
it.
Nothing
against
authenticity,
but
we
also
like
to
see
a
bit
of a
show. Here's
the
breakdown:
97
videos,
5-15
minutes
long,
550x410
and
327
kb/s
playback
(but
looks
better).
They're
adding
a
new
one
every
week.
276
photosets,
and
they're
adding
a
new
one
of
these
every
three
or
four
days.
All
photos
are
600x800
(or
800x600
if
you
turn
them
on
their
side),
which
isn't
that
great.
And
the
photography
looks
totally
uninspired. As
far
as
content
goes,
it's
all
interviews
or
solo
girl
masturbation
and
toy-play,
with
a
few
sets
featuring
two
girls
masturbating
together
(but
not
really
lezzing
out
on
each
other).
Set
seems
to
be
the
same
bedroom
most
of
the
time.
Some
bathroom
stuff.
There's
a
system
for
rating
the
girls,
and
it
actually
looks
like
people
are
being
honest.
The
highest
ranking
was
a
3.96
out
of
5.
And
in
our
opinion
that
girl
deserved
better. The
rest
is
bonus
material,
including
a
selection
of
stories
and
audio
clips
that
are
at
least
masturbation-related.
The
layout
is
very
clean
and
easy
to
navigate.
No
search
function,
but
you
won't
miss
it. This
is a
tough
site
to
rate.
There's
a
good
archive
of
exclusive
material
and
it's
updating
regularly.
We
also
really
liked
the
personal
"hands-on"
approach
from
Todd
and
Billie.
And
of
course
if
you
just
want
women
masturbating,
then
they've
got
you
covered.
But
it's
also
kind
of
limited
too.
A
lot
of
the
movies
started
to
look
the
same
to
us.
The
technical
quality
isn't
the
best,
especially
for
the
pictures,
and
there's
not
much
in
the
way
of
style
when
it
comes
to
the
filming
or
any
other
aspect
of
the
presentation.
Maybe
it's
because
they
don't
want
to
seem
intrusive
or
spoil
the
moment,
but
the
camera
just
sort
of
sits
there
at a
safe
distance.
That
might
make
it
more
real
and
authentic,
but
as
we've
had
occasion
to
point
out
elsewhere,
that's
not
always
a
good
thing.
When
it
comes
to
porn,
reality
is
starting
to
get
really
overrated
and
fantasy
is
underrated.
After
all,
the
girls
aren't
the
only
ones
trying
to
masturbate
here!
Finally,
despite
doing
a
decent
job
of
hitting
its
niche,
we
also
thought
the
price
was
a
bit
much.
For
$30
a
month
you
should
expect
a
bit
more. |
